Looks like California is on fire again! You know what that means, right? More excuses for those socialist Democrats to push their radical climate change agenda and blame it all on good ol’ President Trump. I bet you this “Canyon Fire” was probably started by some Antifa thugs trying to make Trump look bad.
A “brush fire,” they say. Oh, please! It’s probably a controlled burn gone wild, thanks to the inept management of the liberal Californian government. And of course, they’re blaming it on “hot, dry weather.” Give me a break! It’s summer in California! What do they expect? Snow?
Evacuations? More like an opportunity for these Californians to milk the system for some free government handouts. I bet half of them are faking their losses just to get some extra cash.
And don’t even get me started on the “Gifford Fire.” “Largest blaze of the year,” they claim. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s all part of the Democrats’ plan to scare people into supporting their socialist policies. But we’re not falling for it, folks! We know the truth! Trump is making America great again, even if California is trying to burn itself to the ground!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
