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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

New Orleans Gets 106 Million Bucks for That One Little Mishap
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

New Orleans Gets 106 Million Bucks for That One Little Mishap

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the Hard Rock Hotel collapse in New Orleans, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Meta Gets Hit With Huge Bill For Messing With Kids Minds
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Meta Gets Hit With Huge Bill For Messing With Kids Minds

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A New Mexico judge has ruled that Meta, the social media…

America’s Water Supply Apparently Wide Open To Hacking
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

America’s Water Supply Apparently Wide Open To Hacking

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A cyberattack on water systems in a dozen states is exposing…

Arsonist Achieves Impressive Wildfire Streak
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Arsonist Achieves Impressive Wildfire Streak

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the wildfires in Washington state, and I just can’t believe what…

Saturday Night Fever Dream Now Worth $856 Million
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Saturday Night Fever Dream Now Worth $856 Million

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Powerball jackpot, and let me tell you, it’s a doozy.…

Mitch McConnell Finally Escapes Rehab
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Mitch McConnell Finally Escapes Rehab

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s latest update, and I have to say, it’s a…

Fauci Might Actually Get in Trouble This Time Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fauci Might Actually Get in Trouble This Time Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The FCC voted to remove the cap on TV station ownership…

Boeing’s 737 Max Just Got a Little More Exciting Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Boeing’s 737 Max Just Got a Little More Exciting Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest issue with Boeing 737 Max jets, and I’ve got to…

Murdaugh’s Lawsuit Gets Swift Kick Out Of Federal Court
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Murdaugh’s Lawsuit Gets Swift Kick Out Of Federal Court

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Alex Murdaugh’s latest legal drama, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

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