AOC’s Totally Casual NY State Tour Definitely Not Campaigning
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s multi-day swing through parts of New York State, and I…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Trump Team Tries to Save GOP from Itself Again
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the midterms mood among Donald Trump’s inner circle, and I have…
AI Threatens to Ruin Parents’ Empty Nest Plans Prematurely
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, some AI insiders are sounding the alarm about artificial intelligence…
Houston We Have A Windshield Problem
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Mesa Airlines flight that had to make an emergency return to…
Trump Plays Tough Guy On Your Dime Again
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Blanche Deems One-Sided Reporting A Threat To National Security Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Trump administration and the media, and folks, I…
Trump Warns Of Final Battle In Latest Infomercial From Uncle Sam
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of the latest news from the White House. It seems…
GOP Plays Uncharacteristic Role of Not Being Completely Defensive Somehow
The 2026 election is shaping up to be a real barnburner, folks. As I sipped my coffee and read through…
Sheriff’s Ballot Seizure Probe Shut Down Nationwide Implications Ensue
The California Supreme Court has shut down a right-wing sheriff’s efforts to seize and investigate ballots over debunked allegations of…
Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Democratic strategies to tackle transgender issues, and I have to…