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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Amb. Mike Waltz: ‘I’ll Let the Big Guy Upstairs Decide When the Fireworks Stop, Don’t Want to Step on His Toes’
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Amb. Mike Waltz: ‘I’ll Let the Big Guy Upstairs Decide When the Fireworks Stop, Don’t Want to Step on His Toes’

Big ElephantMarch 15, 2026March 15, 2026

Breaking: Trump’s Ambassador Waltz Gives Away All Our Secrets to Iran, Claims “Strength” Is Just a Mirage In a shocking…

Disney’s New CEO: Turning Magic into Chaos – A Tour of the Transformed Parks (Now with 50% More Confusion)
Breaking, Movie News

Disney’s New CEO: Turning Magic into Chaos – A Tour of the Transformed Parks (Now with 50% More Confusion)

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Oh boy, look who’s finally getting a promotion! Josh D’Amaro, the guy who’s been milking Disney’s cash cow for six…

TSA workers suddenly find out what it’s like to be a government contractor: “Wait, I’m not special?”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

TSA workers suddenly find out what it’s like to be a government contractor: “Wait, I’m not special?”

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Washington, D.C. – In a stunning display of incompetence, federal employees are once again left holding the bag while politicians…

A Georgia Teacher Was the Grief Guru Until His Students Got Grief-Stricken and Killed Him — Now the Community’s All ‘Oops, Poor Kids’
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

A Georgia Teacher Was the Grief Guru Until His Students Got Grief-Stricken and Killed Him — Now the Community’s All ‘Oops, Poor Kids’

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Well, folks, here we go again—another tragic “accident” in the land of the free and the home of the woke.…

Smerconish Goes Full Conspiracy Theorist: Iran Edition – What’s Really Dividing America?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Smerconish Goes Full Conspiracy Theorist: Iran Edition – What’s Really Dividing America?

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Well, isn’t this just precious? The same media elites who once demanded we “rally around the flag” for every Democrat-led…

Judge Tells Trump Admin: “Hand Over the Blueprints, or the Show Won’t Go On!”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Judge Tells Trump Admin: “Hand Over the Blueprints, or the Show Won’t Go On!”

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Trump’s Kennedy Center Takeover Hits Snag as Judge Orders Dems Get Docs The commie-loving judge in this case clearly doesn’t…

Rent Now, Cry Later: How Borrowers Get a Taste of Power Before the Bills Hit Like a Freight Train
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Rent Now, Cry Later: How Borrowers Get a Taste of Power Before the Bills Hit Like a Freight Train

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Rent Now, Pay Later? Just Another Liberal Scheme to Keep Americans Trapped in Debt! Well, well, well, folks! Here we…

Two Weeks of War: Trump’s Epic Iran Fail and the Chaos Crew’s Damage Control Mode | CNN Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Two Weeks of War: Trump’s Epic Iran Fail and the Chaos Crew’s Damage Control Mode | CNN Politics

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

War with Iran spirals out of control as Trump’s shock-and-awe strategy backfires Less than two weeks into President Trump’s war…

Kat Abughazaleh: Master of Viral Moments, Challenger of CNN Politics’ Most Puzzling Question
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kat Abughazaleh: Master of Viral Moments, Challenger of CNN Politics’ Most Puzzling Question

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Radical “Researcher” Claims to Be the Savior of Democracy In a stunning display of narcissism, wannabe politician Kat Abughazaleh is…

Federal judge laughs at Justice Department’s subpoenas of Fed Chair Jerome Powell, tells them to go fly a kite
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Federal judge laughs at Justice Department’s subpoenas of Fed Chair Jerome Powell, tells them to go fly a kite

Big ElephantMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Liberal Deep State Judge Strikes Major Blow to President Trump’s America-First Agenda In a shocking display of judicial overreach, activist…

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