Lindsay Clancy Gets Second Chance At Justice Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Lindsay Clancy case is back in the news, and it’s…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Former Executioner Now Has Unwanted Pen Pals From Beyond Grave
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ron McAndrew, a former warden at Florida State Prison, has been…
Trump Lashes Out At Yet Another Female Critic Because Of Course
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest antics, and folks, it’s getting interesting. He’s apparently not…
FBI Agents Fired For Allegedly Harassing Wrong Powerful Guy’s Wife
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. Apparently, two veteran FBI agents, Michael…
Government Efficiently Redirects Empathy Funds to Border Wall Construction
The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what they’re up to this time.…
Campari Goes All In On Pink Drinks Because Why Not
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest attempt to get Americans to drink more, and I have to…
Trump Keeps Ukraine’s Patriot Missile Hopes Alive With Vague Silence
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, and…
US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. OpenAI, the artificial intelligence company, has admitted that some of its…
GOP’s Senate Hopes Slipping Away Slowly But Surely
Folks, I’m reading this article about the Senate races in North Carolina and Georgia, and I’ve got to say, it’s…
Pittsburgh Home Invasion Takes Deadly Turn For The Worse Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this horrific crime in Pittsburgh, where a pediatrician, Dr. Idris Evans, was fatally…