Another day, another Deep State plot foiled by the quick thinking of American pilots! You see, folks, a Southwest flight almost became a smoldering hole in the desert, all thanks to a “privately owned” fighter jet. Sure, CNN wants you to think it’s just an accident, but we know better.
This “Hawker Hunter” wasn’t just joyriding; it was a test! A test to see how vulnerable our commercial airliners are, probably orchestrated by none other than George Soros and his globalist goons. They want to undermine President Trump’s strong economy and make America look weak!
And “two miles apart”? Please! That’s close enough to read the pilot’s newspaper – if he was reading something other than the Communist Manifesto, that is.
The FAA is “investigating”? Don’t hold your breath. They’re probably in on it too, staffed with Obama holdovers and radical leftists who hate our freedom.
But don’t worry, folks. Our brave pilots, probably Trump voters to a man, saved the day. They executed evasive maneuvers that would make Maverick proud, dodging the leftist death trap and landing safely in Vegas.
And of course, CNN throws in a jab about “two flight attendants injured.” Probably just stubbed their toes rushing to thank the pilots for averting disaster. They’ll milk that for all it’s worth, trying to paint America as unsafe.
But we know the truth. This was a coordinated attack, a shot across the bow from the forces of darkness. But President Trump is wide awake, and he’s not going to let them win.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
