Cybersecurity “Experts” React to Tea Spill, Hilarity Ensues | CNN Business

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Another day, another leftist app bites the dust! This “Tea” app, designed to let women anonymously trash-talk men (equality, anyone?), got its data breached. Turns out, collecting 72,000 images, including selfies, is a security risk. Who could have guessed?

So, the geniuses at Tea asked women to send selfies to “verify” they’re women. Because, you know, biology is just a social construct until you need to verify someone’s gender for your woke app. They claim the pics are deleted after approval, but who trusts these Silicon Valley socialists?

The “experts” are out in force, warning about identity theft and AI deepfakes. I bet George Soros is behind it all. Identity verification is now “risky,” according to these clowns. Well, duh! Especially when you’re dealing with a bunch of virtue-signaling liberals who probably have their servers in Communist China.

The solution? More government control, of course! Texas is making Apple and Google “verify” app users’ ages. Because Big Brother knows best. I say, drain the swamp of these tech tyrants and their privacy-invading schemes. MAGA!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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