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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Analysis: Trump’s ‘One Big Beautiful Bill’ Is Polling So Badly, It’s Hilarious
Elephant Reads CNN

Analysis: Trump’s ‘One Big Beautiful Bill’ Is Polling So Badly, It’s Hilarious

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here: CNN actually reporting on Trump’s tax cuts! But don’t be fooled, folks,…

Haifa Mayor Hilariously Claps Back at Trump’s Pathetic Two-Week Deadline
Elephant Reads CNN

Haifa Mayor Hilariously Claps Back at Trump’s Pathetic Two-Week Deadline

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, cry me a river, Haifa Mayor! Two weeks is too long? Maybe if you weren’t so busy virtue signaling…

Iran’s Got the Worst Hand Since My Grandma Tried to Play Poker with Tarot Cards, Claims Ex-NATO Boss
Elephant Reads CNN

Iran’s Got the Worst Hand Since My Grandma Tried to Play Poker with Tarot Cards, Claims Ex-NATO Boss

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, CNN, always finding new ways to undermine America! Now they’re interviewing a former NATO commander about Iran having a…

‘No Shelter, No Problem’: Iranian Nobel Laureate’s Wild Ride in the Islamic Republic
Elephant Reads CNN

‘No Shelter, No Problem’: Iranian Nobel Laureate’s Wild Ride in the Islamic Republic

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, CNN is giving a platform to an Iranian Nobel Peace Laureate? You know what that means, folks: more leftist…

Rep. Gottheimer’s Two Cents on the ‘Hero’s’ Parade for That One U.S. Hostage
Elephant Reads CNN

Rep. Gottheimer’s Two Cents on the ‘Hero’s’ Parade for That One U.S. Hostage

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another Democrat, Josh Gottheimer, slobbering all over himself about a “hero’s welcome” for a hostage freed from Hamas. You know,…

Another Genius Predicts the Economy Will Magically Improve With Lower Rates
Elephant Reads CNN

Another Genius Predicts the Economy Will Magically Improve With Lower Rates

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another Deep State Operative Caves to Trump’s Genius! Christopher Waller, a supposed “Governor” at the Federal Reserve (probably a closet…

Judge Crushes Trump’s Dreams of Turning Transportation Funds into Border Wall 20
Elephant Reads CNN

Judge Crushes Trump’s Dreams of Turning Transportation Funds into Border Wall 20

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another Obama-appointed activist judge, John McConnell, is siding with the radical left and their open border agenda! He’s blocking President…

CDC Expert Flees Burning Building, Cites “Reasons”
Elephant Reads CNN

CDC Expert Flees Burning Building, Cites “Reasons”

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust! Dr. Fiona Havers, a cog in the CDC’s fear-mongering machine, is “resigning” over…

Biden Declares Juneteenth a National “Let’s All Get Along” Day at a Church Older Than Your Grandpa
Elephant Reads CNN

Biden Declares Juneteenth a National “Let’s All Get Along” Day at a Church Older Than Your Grandpa

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, goodie, more virtue signaling from Sleepy Joe! He’s at a “historic Black church” in Texas, probably plotting how to…

Trump’s back, baby! Two weeks to nuke a deal, or two weeks to nuke Iran, who knows!
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s back, baby! Two weeks to nuke a deal, or two weeks to nuke Iran, who knows!

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is quaking in their boots! Trump’s giving Iran a whole TWO WEEKS to play nice after…

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