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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Trump Whines About Getting the Day Off, Calls Juneteenth a ‘Non-Working Holiday’
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Whines About Getting the Day Off, Calls Juneteenth a ‘Non-Working Holiday’

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Our fearless leader, President Trump, speaks the truth about these ridiculous “non-working holidays” that are…

IAEA Chief States Iran’s Nuclear Report is So Last Season
Elephant Reads CNN

IAEA Chief States Iran’s Nuclear Report is So Last Season

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, CNN and Anderson Cooper, still pushing the narrative that Iran’s nuclear program is just a big misunderstanding! The IAEA…

OOPS! Israel Accidentally Bombs Iranian TV Studio (Again!)
Elephant Reads CNN

OOPS! Israel Accidentally Bombs Iranian TV Studio (Again!)

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, the poor, poor Iranians! Their propaganda machine got a little hiccup thanks to some Israeli fireworks. Maybe if they…

Trump Demands 10 Fed Rate Cuts Because Math Is Hard
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Demands 10 Fed Rate Cuts Because Math Is Hard

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Another day, another attack by our great President Trump on the Deep State’s puppet, Jerome Powell! This so-called “Federal Reserve…

India’s Tech Dreams Get a Reality Check (Thanks, Apple and Trump)
Elephant Reads CNN

India’s Tech Dreams Get a Reality Check (Thanks, Apple and Trump)

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re drooling over India stealing jobs from China because of Trump’s trade…

Detective Gets Annoying Visit From Brat He Rescued 15 Years Ago, Demands Favors
Elephant Reads CNN

Detective Gets Annoying Visit From Brat He Rescued 15 Years Ago, Demands Favors

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Another day, another snowflake melts my frozen heart. Fifteen years ago, a REAL hero, Detective Sgt. Jeff Sheaman, saved some…

‘Are you alive?’: ‘F1’ actor reveals his mom is a helicopter parent who probably still cuts his sandwiches into tiny triangles | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

‘Are you alive?’: ‘F1’ actor reveals his mom is a helicopter parent who probably still cuts his sandwiches into tiny triangles | CNN

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Hollywood elites are at it again, glorifying dangerous activities while pushing their leftist agenda! CNN interviews Jerry Bruckheimer, Javier Bardem,…

AMERICA’S ECONOMY ‘BOUT TO GET YEETED INTO OBLIVION, THANKS WAR
Elephant Reads CNN

AMERICA’S ECONOMY ‘BOUT TO GET YEETED INTO OBLIVION, THANKS WAR

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to scare us with tales of economic doom because of the…

DHS Issues New Rules for Lawmaker Visits to ICE Facilities: Because Apparently, They Can’t Behave Themselves
Elephant Reads CNN

DHS Issues New Rules for Lawmaker Visits to ICE Facilities: Because Apparently, They Can’t Behave Themselves

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Of course, the radical left is at it again, trying to undermine our brave ICE officers! CNN, still pushing the…

‘K-Pop Demon Hunters’: When K-Pop and Demon-Slaying Collide (Because Why Not)
Elephant Reads CNN

‘K-Pop Demon Hunters’: When K-Pop and Demon-Slaying Collide (Because Why Not)

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, great, another cartoon pushing the woke agenda! “KPop Demon Hunters” on Netflix? Sounds like a fever dream cooked up…

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