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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Justice Department Now Dealing With Another Rich Guy’s Bad Life Choices
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Department Now Dealing With Another Rich Guy’s Bad Life Choices

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the investigations into Jeffrey Epstein’s former ranch in…

Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is teaming up with TikTok to let creators make…

Trump’s Helicopter Needs Investigation Because Of Course It Does
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Helicopter Needs Investigation Because Of Course It Does

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a safety incident involving President Donald Trump’s helicopter, Marine One, and another…

Warsh Talks AI, Somehow Forgets Entire Day Job
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Warsh Talks AI, Somehow Forgets Entire Day Job

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh is being pretty cryptic about where…

Billionaires Get Tariff Refunds Because Who Needs Affordable Stuff Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Billionaires Get Tariff Refunds Because Who Needs Affordable Stuff Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Apple got an estimated $2.2 billion tariff refund…

Trump’s Alternative Facts Meet Actual Reality Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Alternative Facts Meet Actual Reality Again

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Jeanine Pirro, the DC US attorney, got a tongue-lashing from…

Spokane Man Arrested For Possibly Burning Down His Own Neighborhood
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Spokane Man Arrested For Possibly Burning Down His Own Neighborhood

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Paul Child was driving with his grandson…

AI Agents Master Art of Catfishing Humans Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Agents Master Art of Catfishing Humans Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI shenanigans, and I have to say, it’s getting wild…

Corporate Giants Get to Spend Millions Fighting Each Other
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Corporate Giants Get to Spend Millions Fighting Each Other

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A federal judge has set a…

Missouri Politely Tells Trump to Redraw His Own Maps
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Missouri Politely Tells Trump to Redraw His Own Maps

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Missouri’s top election official rejecting a citizens’ petition that sought a statewide…

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