Pittsburgh Home Invasion Takes Deadly Turn For The Worse Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this horrific crime in Pittsburgh, where a pediatrician, Dr. Idris Evans, was fatally…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
GOP Picks Losing Issues Again Somehow Still Surprised
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Republican former Florida congressman Matt Gaetz is out here saying that…
China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI race,…
Max Miller’s Lawyers Just Can’t Get Enough of Bernie Moreno
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving Rep. Max Miller, and I’ve got to say,…
Supreme Court Throws Midterms a Delicious Curveball
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has made a decision that’s got everyone talking…
Pentagon’s Super Secure Data Gets Hacked Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a data breach at the Pentagon, and let me tell you, it’s…
CNN gets the cold shoulder from White House press team again
The White House has decided to bar CNN from flying on Air Force One on Saturday, and I’m just sitting…
Xi Visit Ruined By Trump Being Trump Again Obviously
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump spent months plotting ways to impress Xi Jinping,…
Republicans Somehow Fail Again In Missouri
The Supreme Court has rejected an effort to use a new congressional map in Missouri for the November midterm elections,…
Pentagon’s Anthropic Blacklist Deemed Totally Not Orwellian
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court just ruled that the Department of Defense…