Judge Reluctantly Lets Justice Department Off the Hook Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A federal judge, Amit Mehta, has…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Trump’s Golf Game Interrupted by Armed Fanboys Again Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an armed man who was arrested outside Trump National Golf Club in…
White House Helipad Gets Downgraded to Drone Landing Strip
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest updates on President Trump’s helipad project on the White House South…
Brazilian Ambassador’s US Visa Revoked Because Diplomacy Is Overrated
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US and Brazil, and I have to…
SpaceX somehow doesn’t lose all its money immediately
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about SpaceX’s latest earnings report, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…
GOP Congressmen Embroiled In Allegations Because Of Course They Are
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republicans are in a bit of…
GOP Leaders Gently Suggest Chuck Edwards Just Give Up Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like House Republican leaders are trying to convince…
Congressman’s Lawyer Sorry for Sharing Kid’s Pic Oops
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this wild story about Republican Rep. Max Miller, who’s…
Denver Weather Too Much For Planes But Not Broncos Fans Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, 22 aircraft flying to Denver, Colorado on Monday night had…
Todd Blanche Nears Confirmation Because Justice Dept Needs New Boss
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general, and folks, this one is a wild…