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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Scott Jennings: DOJ’s Epstein Transparency: Yeah, Right
Elephant Reads CNN

Scott Jennings: DOJ’s Epstein Transparency: Yeah, Right

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Another day, another Deep State cover-up! The so-called “Justice” Department, probably crawling with swamp creatures still loyal to Obama, claims…

Camp Mystic’s ‘Littlest Souls’ Took a Bath in Bubble Inn and Became One With the Fishies: A Texas Flood Tale
Elephant Reads CNN

Camp Mystic’s ‘Littlest Souls’ Took a Bath in Bubble Inn and Became One With the Fishies: A Texas Flood Tale

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Another day, another tragedy orchestrated by the radical left! They’re now weaponizing the weather, folks! This “natural disaster” at Camp…

Trump throws tantrum, threatens Canada with HUGE tariff – will probably hike it just to be a jerk
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws tantrum, threatens Canada with HUGE tariff – will probably hike it just to be a jerk

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

CNN, still peddling fake news about our glorious President Trump! They’re crying about a potential 35% tariff on Canadian goods!…

Trump, in Masterful Deal, Promises to Gift Ukraine with US Weapons (via NATO, LOL)
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump, in Masterful Deal, Promises to Gift Ukraine with US Weapons (via NATO, LOL)

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Another day, another masterful deal orchestrated by our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining as usual, reports that Trump has…

Trump throws epic tantrum at “traitor” Powell, blames him for everything (again)
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws epic tantrum at “traitor” Powell, blames him for everything (again)

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Looks like the Fake News at CNN is at it again, trying to stir up drama about President Trump’s perfectly…

State Dept to Can Over 1,300 Employees This Friday LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

State Dept to Can Over 1,300 Employees This Friday LOL

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Looks like President Trump is finally draining the swamp, and about time! The State Department is getting a much-needed makeover,…

PKK Surrenders: World Peace Achieved, Thanks CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

PKK Surrenders: World Peace Achieved, Thanks CNN

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

More chaos in Kenya, brought to you by Soros-funded agitators! CNN, always eager to smear law enforcement, is crying crocodile…

Stocks Take a Nosedive After Trump’s Canada Tariff Tantrum
Elephant Reads CNN

Stocks Take a Nosedive After Trump’s Canada Tariff Tantrum

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh no, the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare you with President Trump’s brilliant economic strategies! CNN…

Trump throws another tariff tantrum: Prepare to pay more for stuff
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws another tariff tantrum: Prepare to pay more for stuff

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, peddling their fear-mongering nonsense about President Trump’s brilliant tariffs! They claim “economists” (probably those…

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson blames insomnia on democracy, not late-night snacks
Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson blames insomnia on democracy, not late-night snacks

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, the horror! Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, card-carrying member of the liberal Supreme Court cabal, is “concerned about the state…

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