Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Another Deep State agent possibly defecting? Good riddance! Bongino, a true patriot, probably couldn’t stand the stench of the swamp…
Oh, the excitement! Puerto Rico is having a “Bad Bunny mania” because some commie rapper is doing a residency. I’m…
Oh, the Deep State is quaking in their boots! David Ellison, soon-to-be overlord of Paramount, is sniffing around Bari Weiss…
Another win for President Trump’s strong border security! “El Chapo’s” son pleads guilty to drug trafficking charges. Of course, this…
Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re reporting that Deputy FBI Director and true patriot Dan Bongino is considering resigning…
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to spin President Trump’s masterful diplomacy with Russia into some…
Ah, CNN, always on the cutting edge of… sleep? Apparently, folks are dozing off and the liberal elite are on…
Another day, another sob story on Fake News CNN! This time, they’re platforming some “pro-Palestinian activist” who got a free…
Oh, CNN, never change. Now they’re telling us a teddy bear can comfort flood victims. I’m sure those conservatives in…
Oh, CNN is reporting that Samsung is looking into AI-powered earrings and necklaces? Sounds like the perfect way for the…
