Oh, CNN is at it again, peddling their fear-mongering nonsense about President Trump’s brilliant tariffs! They claim “economists” (probably those socialist, globalist types) think we’ll see “sticker shock.” More like LIBERAL SHOCK when they realize Trump is playing 4D chess!
These tariffs are just Trump’s way of telling the world America is back, baby! We’re not gonna let China and these other countries take advantage of us anymore. They’ve been ripping us off for decades, and now they’re gonna pay the price.
CNN says some “experts” think prices will go up. WRONG! The White House already released a report showing import prices are DOWN! These businesses are just trying to scare us, probably because they’re in league with the Deep State to undermine our glorious President.
And don’t even get me started on these so-called vulnerable goods:
Gas: Good! Maybe those virtue-signaling libs will finally stop driving their Priuses and walk for a change.
Appliances: We can make our own darn dishwashers here in America! It’s time to bring those jobs back from China.
Phones, Computers, TVs: If you’re so addicted to your screens, maybe paying a little extra will do you good.
Apparel: Buy American! Support our textile industry and stop funding sweatshops overseas.
Coffee: If you need a $10 latte to function, you’ve got bigger problems than Trump’s tariffs.
Wake up, sheeple! Trump is making America great again, one tariff at a time! CNN and their leftist buddies just can’t stand it.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
