Oh no, the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare you with President Trump’s brilliant economic strategies! CNN is reporting that the stock market “fell” after Trump threatened a tariff on Canada. Fell? Please, it barely hiccuped! These are just minor adjustments as the President continues to MAGA.
Apparently, Trump dared to suggest a 35% tariff on Canada, which is obviously just a negotiating tactic, folks. But CNN wants you to believe the sky is falling. The Dow only dropped 0.5%! Meanwhile, the S&P 500 and Nasdaq are at RECORD HIGHS! It’s almost like they don’t want you to see how well our economy is doing under President Trump.
And get this, the S&P 500 and Nasdaq closed at record highs *despite* Trump announcing a 50% tariff on Brazil the day before. The market is basically laughing in the face of these so-called “threats” because they know Trump is playing 4D chess.
These “analysts” are saying investors are “complacent” about tariffs. No, we’re not complacent, we’re confident! We trust Trump to do what’s best for America, unlike the spineless Democrats who would sell us out to the globalists.
Trump himself said the tariffs have been “very well-received,” and he’s right. The stock market hit a new high! But CNN conveniently buries that fact.
Nvidia, that bastion of American innovation, is now worth over $4 trillion! But you won’t hear CNN celebrating that. They’re too busy pushing their doom and gloom narrative. It’s always projection with the Left; they create the gloom, and blame it on Trump!
The *TACO trade*? That’s what the liberals are calling it, betting that Trump will “chicken out.” Well, guess what? Trump NEVER chickens out. He’s a winner, and he’s making America win again.
Don’t fall for the liberal media’s lies. Trust President Trump, trust the plan, and watch America continue to dominate! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
