Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial
As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest TV ad from the White House, I couldn’t…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New Jersey’s governor, Mikie Sherrill, is calling on her lieutenant governor,…
Trump’s Genius Plan: Give Voters the Opposite of Their Heart’s Desire
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to new CNN/SSRS polls, voters are clear about what they…
China Helps Iran Get Really Good At Hitting US Stuff Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about how China is helping Iran threaten ships in the Strait of Hormuz,…
Trump Asks Supreme Court To Send People To Less Nice Places
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest development in the migrant removal policy, and I just can’t…
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I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the investigation into Donald Trump’s handling of classified documents,…
Texas Woman Still Guilty After 18 Years of Trying
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Melissa Lucio case, and folks, this one is…
Frugal Living Now Slightly Less Painful Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN is launching a nine-week Savings Challenge, and I’m not sure…
Borrowing Just Got A Lot Pricier Everywhere Suddenly
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US 30-year Treasury yield rising to 5.45%, its highest level since…
Nation Totally Cool With AI Taking Over World, Just Kidding
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest CNN poll, and it seems Americans are getting a little…