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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Military Jet Crashes, Pilot Somehow Not Immediately Killed Miraculously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Military Jet Crashes, Pilot Somehow Not Immediately Killed Miraculously

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a military training fighter jet that crashed off the coast of California,…

AI Probably Won’t Murder Humanity Immediately
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Probably Won’t Murder Humanity Immediately

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI hack, and I have to say, it’s quite a story.…

Nationwide Meat Recall Because Who Needs Accurate Labels Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nationwide Meat Recall Because Who Needs Accurate Labels Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a massive meat recall that’s got me raising an eyebrow. It seems…

Meta Spends Big on Muse AI Because Humans are Clearly Overrated
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Meta Spends Big on Muse AI Because Humans are Clearly Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Meta is pushing forward with new AI devices and agents,…

Kansas Just Became Republicans’ Latest Nightmare
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kansas Just Became Republicans’ Latest Nightmare

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Adam Hamilton, a Democrat, is running for the US Senate in…

Trump’s Lawsuit Against Newspaper Gets The Old Heave Ho
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Lawsuit Against Newspaper Gets The Old Heave Ho

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest lawsuit, and folks, it’s a doozy. An Iowa judge…

Elizabeth Holmes Gets Sweet Halfway House Upgrade Next Year
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Elizabeth Holmes Gets Sweet Halfway House Upgrade Next Year

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elizabeth Holmes, the founder of Theranos, has been approved to move…

YouTube CEO bravely refuses to care about child safety
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

YouTube CEO bravely refuses to care about child safety

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between YouTube and Meta, and I have to say, it’s…

Australia’s Healthcare System Gets Free AI Upgrade Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Australia’s Healthcare System Gets Free AI Upgrade Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I just can’t help but raise an…

AI Experts Beg UN To Please Make Some Rules Already
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Experts Beg UN To Please Make Some Rules Already

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The leaders of two of the world’s top tech companies, OpenAI…

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