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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Government Suddenly Interested in AI Before It Takes Their Jobs
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Government Suddenly Interested in AI Before It Takes Their Jobs

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

The White House is meeting with top AI companies, including OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, and Meta, to discuss a new framework…

GOP Rep Max Miller’s Reelection Now About Everything Else Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Rep Max Miller’s Reelection Now About Everything Else Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Rep. Max Miller, who’s got himself in a whole mess of…

Todd Blanche’s generous gifts to Cornyn and Tillis somehow have holes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Todd Blanche’s generous gifts to Cornyn and Tillis somehow have holes

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche has seemingly satisfied the demands of…

Iran War Turns AI Data Centers Into Super Vulnerable Targets Suddenly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iran War Turns AI Data Centers Into Super Vulnerable Targets Suddenly

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Iran is taking a unique approach to countering military might –…

Wildfires Bring Exciting Free Relocation Opportunities to Spokane County
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wildfires Bring Exciting Free Relocation Opportunities to Spokane County

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on CNN, and folks, it’s getting pretty wild out there.…

Democratic Socialists Plotting While Democrats Nap
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democratic Socialists Plotting While Democrats Nap

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) just had their big summit…

Inflation Soars Because Who Needs Money Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Inflation Soars Because Who Needs Money Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The cost of living in Seattle is getting out of hand,…

Cori Bush Tries To Upgrade From Protester To Actual Congressman
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Cori Bush Tries To Upgrade From Protester To Actual Congressman

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama unfolding in the Missouri 1st Congressional District primary is…

Republican Finds Spine Temporarily Regarding Iran Policy
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Republican Finds Spine Temporarily Regarding Iran Policy

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about GOP Rep. Tom Barrett, who’s trying to navigate a tricky situation with…

Texas Loses Trailblazing Republican Rep Kay Granger at 83
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Loses Trailblazing Republican Rep Kay Granger at 83

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kay Granger, the first Republican woman from Texas to be elected…

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