Trump Backs IndyCar Race Because He Loves Fast Things Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Freedom 250 Grand Prix is taking over Washington, DC, and…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Equality Still Up For Debate Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about how some people think the idea of “all men are created…
Tina Peters brings election denial tour to Washington
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Tina Peters, the election denier, has been making waves in Washington,…
Mississippi Woman’s Tree Mishap Ends In Predictably Terrible Way
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Mississippi, and I have to say, this one’s…
Iran Gets Schooled in Oil Politics by Unlikely Teachers Apparently
The world of oil tankers is getting weirder by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…
Judge Gives Trump’s Immigration Plan A Big Fat Nope
I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Trump administration when I stumbled upon this…
Alex Jones Gets Discount on Being Wrong About Sandy Hook
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Texas court just slashed a $50 million judgment against Alex…
Trump Throws Weight Behind Darline Graham
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump was in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, rallying for…
White House Ballroom Construction Gets Reprieve Because Priorities
The Supreme Court has given President Donald Trump the green light to continue working on a massive new ballroom at…
Billionaire Buys Sports Teams Because He Clearly Needs More Toys
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shake-up in the NBA, and I’ve got to say, it’s…