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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

AI Models Just Casually Hacked Some Other Companies No Big Deal
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Models Just Casually Hacked Some Other Companies No Big Deal

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Anthropic, an AI company that’s having a bit of a rough week. Apparently,…

Lawmaker’s Ex-Wife Seeks Restraining Order Because Apparently That’s Necessary Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lawmaker’s Ex-Wife Seeks Restraining Order Because Apparently That’s Necessary Now

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Max Miller’s latest escapades, and I’ve got to say, this guy’s…

Police Chief Quits Because That’s What You Do When Mayor Yells
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Police Chief Quits Because That’s What You Do When Mayor Yells

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

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Trump Declares Victory Over Hamas Without Their Input Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Declares Victory Over Hamas Without Their Input Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest announcement, and I have to say, it’s a…

US Government Cartography Skills Still A Work In Progress Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Government Cartography Skills Still A Work In Progress Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the State Department’s latest blunder, folks. Apparently, they used a map at an…

Feds Strongly Suggest Cops Love Crypto Bill
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Feds Strongly Suggest Cops Love Crypto Bill

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

The Trump administration has been pushing for a new cryptocurrency law, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about…

Trump Passports Now Available Because You Clearly Want Them
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Passports Now Available Because You Clearly Want Them

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development with US passports, and I have to say, it’s…

Nation Rallies Behind ABC Because Suddenly Everyone Loves Network Television
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nation Rallies Behind ABC Because Suddenly Everyone Loves Network Television

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the eight local ABC television stations targeted by…

Pulte sticks around because who needs a vacation anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pulte sticks around because who needs a vacation anyway

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and I have to say,…

Mortgage Rates Reach New High Because You Need More Stress
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Mortgage Rates Reach New High Because You Need More Stress

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the war in Iran has been going on…

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