Japan’s Economy Is Apparently America’s Secret Overlord Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Japan’s financial markets are going through some major changes, and it’s…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO
The world is a mess, folks, and I’m not just talking about my coffee table after a big game. According…
Justice System Declares Business as Usual in Nolan Wells Case
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on Nolan Wells, the 18-year-old who tragically died after…
CNN and friends demand White House access back
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned three news outlets – CNN, MS…
Northeast Airports Back Online After Brief Incompetence Induced Chaos
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the travel nightmare that unfolded at five major Northeast airports on Monday.…
Missouri Gets Congressional Map It Definitely Didn’t Want Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court just ruled that Missouri has to use…
Bipartisan Bliss: Democrat Endorses Republican Because Politics Is Wild Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic party, and I have to say,…
Paramount Gets Free Pass From State Attorneys General Because Reasons
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the state attorneys general suing to block Paramount’s acquisition of…
NorthEast Airports Because Who Needs Working Navigation Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a Federal Aviation Administration equipment outage is causing significant flight…
Vermont Man Found Guilty of Trying to Murder Some College Kids
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN, folks. A jury in Vermont just convicted a…