Mortgage Rates Reach New High Because You Need More Stress
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the war in Iran has been going on…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Republicans Finally Find Something They Don’t Like
Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and let me tell you, it’s…
Economy Underperforms Because Of Course It Does Again
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Inflation Gauge Takes Brief Summer Vacation From Ruining Everything
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Inflation is down, but don’t get too excited, it’s likely just…
Flocking To The Competition Apparently Works
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Troy Jackson’s Secret Life as Republican Troll Mastermind Uncovered Somehow
I was sipping my coffee and reading about Troy Jackson, a Democratic state lawmaker from Maine, when I stumbled upon…
Terrorism Court Finally Decides to Show Up to Work
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy new court case, and I just can’t believe it. The…
Seattle Festival Bullets Came From Elsewhere Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A shootout at a crowded Seattle…
Obama Lawyer Claims Epstein Accuser Not Credible Enough
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kathy Ruemmler, the former Obama White House Counsel, is in hot…
Terrorism suspect convicted of stabbing famous author in the neck somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Hadi Matar was convicted of federal terrorism charges…