ICE Officer Claims He’s Innocent Because Lying Is His Job
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. An immigration officer, Christian Castro, has…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Justice finally decides to show up to Caleb Flynn trial
Folks, let me tell you, this trial is going to be a wild ride. Opening statements are set to begin…
Stray Cat Sparks Heroic Quest In San Bernardino Backyard
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jaina Spagis, a woman who has dedicated her life to rescuing cats in…
Trump’s New Green Card Rule Sparks Controversy Somehow
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest Trump administration rule, and I have to say, folks, this…
US Military Brings Drones to South America Because That Always Ends Well
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US military is planning to send some of its MQ-9…
Saudi Arabia Gets New F-35 Jets Because Peace Is Overrated
The Trump administration has just announced that it’s approved a potential multi-billion dollar sale of F-35 fighter jets to Saudi…
Drone crashes the party at Washington airport again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, where flights were…
Trump Demands Branding on Peace Institute Building Because Ego
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in DC, and I just can’t help but chuckle.…
White House suddenly remembers vetting process exists
Folks, it looks like the White House is pulling the plug on Lance Schroyer’s nomination to lead Immigration and Customs…
Shapiro Throws Caution to the AI Wind with Guardrails Suggestion
Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro is calling for greater federal regulation of AI, and I’m sitting here thinking, “Well, that’s a…