Trump Vows To Help Ranchers Butcher Own Cattle Now
Folks, I’m reading this article on CNN while sipping my morning coffee, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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