Vance somehow campaigns in Iowa without really trying apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out on the trail in Iowa,…
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
World Leaders Gather to Learn AI from Twitter Expert Trump
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s quite…
Trump Finally Finds Something He Can Defend Besides Ego
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest announcement, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, the United States…
Wyoming Embraces Diversity With 17 Stab Wounds To Sikh Truck Driver
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this absolutely horrific attack on a Sikh truck driver in Wyoming, and…
Nike Gets Kicked Again By Mbappé
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about French football star Kylian Mbappé, who’s just signed a new sponsorship deal…
Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is claiming he’s “banning” CNN, MS NOW, and…
NTSB suggests ditching human toll booths for safety reasons obviously
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the National Transportation Safety Board, and let me tell…
California Gets Kill Switch for Rogue AI Because That Always Works
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s latest move to regulate artificial intelligence, and I…
US Military Almost Fell For Own AI Prank Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a recent incident where a Chinese ship in the Middle East was…
Trump Holding Kennedy Center Hostage For Totally Legit Reasons Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest antics, and I just can’t help but shake…