Fake news CNN claims independents abandon patriot party
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! As of 2026, our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Trump shines at G7 while libs drown in southern floods chaos
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the most fantastic, tremendous, and…
Mitch McConnell crawling back to power like the swamp creature he is
Oh boy, are the fake news outlets having a field day with their latest “scandal”! As of 2026, our great…
Terrible Iran deal ruins America again obviously
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the deep state elites…
Trump’s genius Iran deal will obviously work just fine somehow
Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to tear down our great nation and our amazing…
Another RINO showcases faith to pander to conservative votes somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where those loser Democrats and…
Liberal Media Hypes Ukraine Breakthrough Amidst Other Non Trump Stories
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest president this world…
Trump Takes Out Scumbag Terrorist Leader, America Wins Again
Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald…
FBI wasting time on soccer, ignoring real America’s problems clearly
Oh, wow, I’m just so excited to be talking about the latest “achievements” of our beloved President Donald Trump, the…
Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations
Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to tell us that our great…