DC To Get Giant Trump Ego Monument Possibly Very Soon
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Trump administration’s plan to build a 250-foot…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Hero Teacher Admits She Was Totally Powerless
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Bend, Oregon, where a teacher, Becky Drury, is speaking…
Politicians Reassure Us Of Their Loyalty To Various Things Somehow
The Michigan Senate debate between Democratic nominee Abdul El-Sayed and Republican Mike Rogers was a real doozy, folks. I almost…
FCC Chair Suddenly Expert On Fake Things
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the FCC, where Brendan Carr, the Republican chair, is warning…
Meta Forks Over $25 Billion Because Cambridge Analytica Was a Thing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A New Mexico judge just ordered Meta to pay a whopping…
Saudi Arabia Just Got a Little Less Fun for Diplomats Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Middle East, and let me tell you,…
Ohio Gets Free fireworks Courtesy of Exploding Chemical Tank
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a pretty wild story unfolding in Toledo, Ohio. Apparently, there’s a chemical…
Epstein’s Advisers Get Sued Because Of Course They Did
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The New Mexico Attorney General, Raúl Torrez, has filed a…
Trump Loses Bid To Deny Transgender Inmates Medical Care
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court decision, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
Ohio Chemical Tank Explodes Because That’s Just How Tuesdays Go
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A chemical tank exploded in Toledo, Ohio, and it’s a big…