Trump Blames Canada For Air Quality Issues Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is now holding Canada responsible for the wildfire…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
ICE Agents Brilliantly Demonstrate Restraint Techniques On Uncooperative Man
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like there was quite the scene at Harry…
Meta Sharing Toys With Anthropic Because Generosity Is Key
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s latest move to lease computing capacity to Anthropic, and I have…
Trump Finds Perfect Candidate In Completely Unknown Person
Folks, I was sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump urging Sen. Darline Graham, the younger sister of…
Court Orders Kalshi To Do Exact Opposite Of What Court Says
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has taken a wild step to stop states…
Apparently a lot of gunfire still
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has declared that the “ceasefire” with Iran was…
Bonta Doesn’t Think CNN Fix Will Magic Away Lawsuit Troubles Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 12-state coalition, led by California Attorney General Rob Bonta, is…
Taco Bell’s Latest Menu Item: Regret
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Taco Bell, the shining star of the fast-food business, is dealing…
Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Chili’s, the casual dining chain, is going back to its roots…
AIPAC Uses Obama’s Face Without Permission Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic Senate primary in Michigan is getting…