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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

You Won’t Believe Shapiro’s Beef With This Candidate
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe Shapiro’s Beef With This Candidate

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro is having a moment, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, trying to make sense of it…

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened to Hawaii’s Gun Laws
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened to Hawaii’s Gun Laws

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest Supreme Court ruling. The Supreme Court…

Supreme Court To The Rescue Maybe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Supreme Court To The Rescue Maybe

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Supreme Court, and I’ve got to say,…

Michigan Senator Freaks Over Trump Loyalist
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Michigan Senator Freaks Over Trump Loyalist

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan state senator Mallory McMorrow is making some interesting statements about…

You Guys Still Confused About America
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Guys Still Confused About America

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Gallup poll, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Some genius uses robots to fix Palisades now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Some genius uses robots to fix Palisades now

Big ElephantJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about some newfangled homes that are supposedly “fireproof, earthquake-proof, tornado-proof and hurricane-proof.” I…

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened Today Folks
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened Today Folks

Big ElephantJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one: a massive cannabis stash was found in a cave on an…

You Won’t Believe Who Trump Chatted With Right Before That Settlement
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe Who Trump Chatted With Right Before That Settlement

Big ElephantJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Live Nation’s CEO, Michael Rapino, had a chat with President Donald…

Judge Stomps on Feds Over Trans Kids’ Med Records
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Judge Stomps on Feds Over Trans Kids’ Med Records

Big ElephantJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal judge who has temporarily blocked the Trump administration from getting…

Thune Tells Trump No Again LOL
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Thune Tells Trump No Again LOL

Big ElephantJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is having a bit…

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