Trump Gets Every Single South Korea Fact Wrong Again Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest tale about South Korea, and I have to say,…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued
I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about US Immigration and Customs…
Paramount demands massive bond from Warner Bros merger opponents
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Paramount is asking the states suing over the Warner…
Another Day Another Congressman In Hot Water Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, it’s getting interesting. The…
Mechanic Forgets Work Light On Qantas Jet Because Who Needs Checks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Qantas Airways Airbus A380 flew from Sydney to Dallas and…
Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A key Democratic lawmaker, Georgia Sen. Jon Ossoff, has gotten under…
Trump Takes Leisurely Stroll Towards Replacing Leavitt Eventually Maybe
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about President Trump’s latest dilemma, and I just can’t help but chuckle. It…
Tupac’s Alleged Killer Finally Gets Day in Court After Ages
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the legendary Tupac Shakur, and I have to say, this guy’s life was…
Strawberry Prices Set To Become Your Newest Expense Nightmare Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about strawberries, and I have to say, it’s a real treat.…
Trump Casually Rewires US Capitalism Behind Smokescreen of Red Scare
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is trying to have it both…