Should We Tax the Rich? States Can’t Decide Between ‘Cash Grab’ and ‘Please Don’t Leave Us, Mr. Moneybags’
As more and more states face budget shortfalls, liberal politicians are desperately searching for ways to squeeze more money out…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Mikaël Kingsbury Finally Grabs Gold for Canada, Because Apparently They Needed Someone to Break the Ice First
Breaking News: Liberal Snowflakes Can’t Handle Mikaël Kingsbury’s Patriotic Gold Medal In yet another stunning display of American exceptionalism (well,…
Voter Rolls, Epstein’s Ghost Files, and Rich People Secrets: Your Daily Dose of Chaos
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Hyatt Exec Quits Faster Than a Cat at a Vacuum Cleaner Convention Over Epstein Drama
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AI Chatbots to Face Draconian Online Safety Rules in UK: Prepare for the Robopocalypse of Red Tape!
UK’s Latest Power Grab: Cracking Down on AI Because Big Brother Knows Best In a stunning display of overreach, UK…
Tyler Reddick Wins Daytona 500 While Michael Jordan’s Car Does the Heavy Lifting
Wow, another day, another victory for NASCAR and its totally-not-woke, grassroots, America-first vibes. Tyler Reddick, the 30-year-old driver who somehow…
Hostage negotiator weighs in on the ongoing hunt for Nancy Guthrie
Where in the World is Nancy Guthrie? Probably Plotting with Deep State Operatives! CNN, that bastion of fake news and…
US and Europe ‘belong together,’ Rubio declares at Munich Security Conference — because who else is going to listen to his dad jokes?
Oh, look who’s back from Munich, giving Europeans a history lesson on how America “saved the world.” Secretary of State…
Chinese Carmakers Eyeing US Invasion: Ready to Conquer American Roads with Their Bargain Wheels!
Big Auto in for a rude awakening as Chinese cars invade America For years, those corrupt, out-of-touch globalist car companies…
Architect submits most-detailed renderings so far for White House ballroom, proving once again that even the president needs a place to awkwardly dance
Look, folks—it’s happening! President Trump is making the White House great again with his absolutely incredible new East Wing ballroom!…