Lindsay Clancy’s Ex-Husband Testifies In Trial Over Kids’ Deaths
Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, it’s a…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Zuckerberg lectures US on trusting China with AI no problem
Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about Mark Zuckerberg’s latest thoughts on the US government’s approach to Chinese…
Trump Apparently Not Ignoring Everything
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll has found that a record-high 73%…
Borrowers Thrilled To Pay Even More For Ancient Education Debt
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jessica Ochoa, a 32-year-old speech-language pathologist in Southern California, who’s trying to…
Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Colt Gray, the teenager who pleaded guilty to…
Citigroup Alumni Gets 30 Year Prison Membership Perk
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Harvard-educated former managing director at Citigroup Inc. was sentenced to…
Newsom’s 20-Year-Old Skeleton Finally Gets a Name
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Gavin Newsom’s latest drama, and folks, it’s a doozy. A former staffer, Ruby…
EBay’s Unique Customer Service Includes Free Cockroaches For Some Users
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. EBay and three of its former top executives have agreed to…
Delta Pilots Get Exciting Game of Chicken With Air Traffic Control
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a close call at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, and let me tell…
Trump Requests Supreme Court Intervention In His Favor Again Somehow
Well, folks, it looks like President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to wriggle his way out of a…