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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Howard University Reinstates Majority of Students It Initially Didn’t Want
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Howard University Reinstates Majority of Students It Initially Didn’t Want

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the drama going on at Howard University. Apparently, over 200 of the…

Trump’s Base Goes From Bad To Completely Awful Situation
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Base Goes From Bad To Completely Awful Situation

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Republicans are getting a little worried about their…

Trump Takes On Dulles Airport Because Why Not At This Point
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Takes On Dulles Airport Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has unveiled a major renovation plan for Dulles…

Fauci Takes Fifth Amendment Route To Senate Question Dodge
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fauci Takes Fifth Amendment Route To Senate Question Dodge

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Dr. Anthony Fauci, the man who’s been the face of…

OpenAI Lab Leak Somehow Got Even Worse Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

OpenAI Lab Leak Somehow Got Even Worse Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN, folks, and I have to say, it’s a…

GOP Senator Throws Tantrum Over Blanche Nomination
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Senator Throws Tantrum Over Blanche Nomination

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess. So, it seems like Todd Blanche’s nomination…

Feds Finally Found Someone They Could Investigate
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Feds Finally Found Someone They Could Investigate

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving former FBI Director James Comey, and I’ve got…

Historic Building Gets Fresh Coat of Controversy This Week
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Historic Building Gets Fresh Coat of Controversy This Week

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, where preservationists are trying to stop the…

Federal Probe Uncovers Testosterone Vials in Schools Because Of Course
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Federal Probe Uncovers Testosterone Vials in Schools Because Of Course

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

<strong=Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The U.S. Department of Education is investigating two school districts, one…

Lindsay Clancy’s Ex-Husband Testifies In Trial Over Kids’ Deaths
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lindsay Clancy’s Ex-Husband Testifies In Trial Over Kids’ Deaths

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, it’s a…

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