Bonds Just Got Destroyed Apparently That’s A Thing Now
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the global bond market sell-off, and I have to say,…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
FBI Stuck With Biden’s Brilliant Real Estate Decision Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest news, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A…
Disney Sues Trump’s FCC For Being Too On Brand
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Disney is taking the Trump administration to court over its…
Meta Returns to Courtroom for Another Thrilling Episode of Social Media
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A trial is underway in Oakland, and it’s a big deal.…
Democrats Have One Problem Republicans Have Several Somehow This Is Fair
I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest from CNN, and folks, it’s a doozy. A new poll confirms that…
Barcode To The Rescue Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the humble barcode is getting a major upgrade.…
Florida Voters Decide Who Gets to Follow DeSantis
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Florida Republicans are gearing up to choose their nominee…
Robots finally learning to dance their way to investor’s hearts
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest humanoid robot maker, Unitree, is set to list…
Frats somehow linked to cocaine trafficking case in Pennsylvania
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story coming out of Pennsylvania, where more than a dozen…
Lakers Owners Can’t Stop Fighting Over Their Own Team
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Los Angeles Lakers, one of the most iconic basketball teams…