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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

AI Employees Suddenly Discover Conscience
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Employees Suddenly Discover Conscience

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI developments, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…

Clayton Now Spying on Everyone as Intelligence Director
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Clayton Now Spying on Everyone as Intelligence Director

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jay Clayton, the new Director of National Intelligence, and I’ve got to…

American Airlines Grounded By Own IT Incompetence Again Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

American Airlines Grounded By Own IT Incompetence Again Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. All American Airlines flights nationwide have been grounded Tuesday evening due…

CBS Hastily Repairs 60 Minutes with Ross Douthat
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CBS Hastily Repairs 60 Minutes with Ross Douthat

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

CBS News is shaking things up at “60 Minutes” after a couple of months of, well, let’s just say “transition”.…

Teen Arrested With Ghost Gun Because That’s Totally Not A Red Flag
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Teen Arrested With Ghost Gun Because That’s Totally Not A Red Flag

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shootout at a food festival near Seattle’s Space Needle, and I’ve…

Fauci vs Paul Round Billion
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fauci vs Paul Round Billion

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. Anthony Fauci’s upcoming testimony before the Senate Homeland Security and Government Affairs…

Florida Efficiency: Two Executions In One Day Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Florida Efficiency: Two Executions In One Day Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former police officer, James Aren Duckett, was put to death…

Trump Administration Finds Creative Ways To Misplace War Dead Expenses
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Administration Finds Creative Ways To Misplace War Dead Expenses

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Iran war, and I have to say, it’s…

Boeing Takes Another Huge Hit To Maybe Deliver Plane On Time
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Boeing Takes Another Huge Hit To Maybe Deliver Plane On Time

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Boeing’s Air Force One project is still sinking, and I…

West Coast Tech Jobs Apparently Not Falling From Trees
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

West Coast Tech Jobs Apparently Not Falling From Trees

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the West Coast’s unemployment rates, and let me tell you, it’s not…

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