Democrats Gain Momentum, Republicans Construct Obstacle To Progress Literally
The 2026 election is shaping up to be a real barn burner, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Rep Tiffany’s Plane Takes Unplanned Swim in Wisconsin Lake
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Wisconsin congressman Tom Tiffany had quite the Saturday night, making an…
Kamala Harris’ Home Security Actually Works For Once
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like someone tried to sneak onto Kamala Harris’…
Trump Administration’s Brilliant FEMA Firings Deemed Totally Not Legal
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest news from the world of bureaucracy. A…
Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and his team…
CEO Urges Caution in AI Arms Race Because That’s Working Great So Far
Folks, I’m reading this article about the CEO of Anthropic, Dario Amodei, and I’m thinking to myself, what’s the hurry?…
GOP Lawyers Clash Over Unworkable Trump Voting Rules
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Republican attorneys general are backing President Donald…
Trump’s Candidate in Texas Gets Free Roasting from His Own Boss
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump is trying to help Texas Attorney General…
Oil prices thrilled about potential forever war with Iran apparently
The Iran war has been going on for a while now, and I’ve got to say, the oil market has…
McConnell’s Mysterious Disappearance Somehow Not Huge Headline Everywhere
The Senate is set to return on Monday, and I’m still trying to figure out if Mitch McConnell will be…