South Carolina Gets To Decide Everything Again Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Democratic primary battle, and let me tell you,…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Teen Shooter Taking Bold Step Towards Getting Good Lawyer
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Colt Gray case, and I have to…
Volkswagen Profits Take Mysterious 10% Detour Straight Downward
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Volkswagen’s latest struggles, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…
United Axes Middle Seats Because Passengers Hate Them
Well, folks, it looks like United Airlines is finally doing something about those dreaded middle seats. I almost choked on…
Joe Manchin Tries Again Because Why Not
Well, folks, it looks like Joe Manchin is back in the game, and this time, he’s going independent. The 78-year-old…
Iran Blocks the Strait So Neighbors Take the Scenic Route
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Brett McGurk, a CNN global affairs analyst, is saying that the…
Seaplane Crashes Washington Coast Because That’s Just How Mondays Start
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a seaplane that made an emergency landing off the coast of Washington,…
Billionaire’s Ex Still Waiting For That AI Money
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest divorce drama in South Korea, and I’ve got to say,…
Senate Gets Feisty Over Trump’s Election Bill
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Senate Majority Leader John…
Corporate Success Stories Now Include Medicaid Recipients
Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading this one. According to a recent federal government study, millions of…