Inflation Slows Down Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and I have to say, it’s not all doom…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Federal Case Against Luigi Mangione Gets Its Day
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Luigi Mangione, the 28-year-old who’s been making headlines lately. He’s scheduled to appear…
Triple Threat Tuesday For Death Row Inmates Nationwide
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Tennessee, Alabama, and Oklahoma are planning to execute inmates on the…
Burger Wars Reheat Thanks to Whopper’s Existence Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about Burger King’s latest sales numbers, and I have to say, it’s a…
US Embassies Downsize Due To Sudden Case Of Diplomatic Indigestion
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The State Department is getting ready for a long haul in…
ICE Drops $20 Million on Shocking Fashion Statement Gloves
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents may soon be equipped with…
Because You Clearly Need More Debt
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which has now reached an estimated $1 billion after…
Oil Flowing Normally Again Except When It’s Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Energy Secretary Chris Wright’s latest claim that oil exports from the Middle…
Feds Decide Who Gets Healthcare Now Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and folks, it’s a doozy. They’ve…
Trump Keeps Options Open For 2026 Election Power Grab
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, and this time he’s…