McConnell’s Mysterious Disappearance Somehow Not Huge Headline Everywhere
The Senate is set to return on Monday, and I’m still trying to figure out if Mitch McConnell will be…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a new dating app called Surf that’s all about…
Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest adventure in Ireland, and I have to say, it’s…
Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal jury just found rapper Lil Durk not guilty of…
Trump Shares Calming Riot Video on 9/11 Anniversary
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…
Justice finally catches up with someone in Mississippi presumably
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Tasia Fortune case, and I have to…
House Dems Freak Out Over AI, Want Recess Canceled Pronto
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, where a group of House Democratic lawmakers…
US Wins Bigly In Alien Terrorist Court Deportation Case Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Justice Department, and I have to say,…
CIA Finally Spills the Beans on 9/11 Intel 20 Years Later
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the declassified presidential daily briefs from the CIA, and folks, it’s a wild…
Saudi Oil Pipeline Gets Blasted Literally
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Middle East, and I have to say,…