Saudi Oil Pipeline Gets Blasted Literally
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Middle East, and I have to say,…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Vance Tries Not To Be Trump This Time Around Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Republican midterm convention, and I have to say, it’s been a wild…
Global Economy Held Hostage by Tiny Strait Again Because Reasons
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Bab al-Mandeb strait, a narrow waterway between…
Diesel Now Costs More Than Your Therapy Session
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about diesel prices topping $6 a gallon for the first time…
Nation Still Somehow Not Over Worst Tuesday Ever
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11 in New York City, and I have…
Lawyers Thrive in Data Centers Everyone Else Loves to Hate
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding data centers, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, these…
Nation Celebrates Another Year of Existing on September 11
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s a story about people born on September 11, and how…
9/11 Hero Dies Again After Being Mathematically Overlooked
I’m sipping my coffee, watching the news, and I come across this story about Arnold Roma and his son Keith.…
Nepal Gets Climate Bill From Rich Countries As Gift
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Nepal is dealing with some serious flooding, and I’m not just…
Trump’s Latest Masterplan Somehow Already Going Wrong
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US has revived its Ukraine peace bid, and I’m not…