Kamala Harris Joins Ossoff for Midterm Campaign Palooza Fun Times Ahead
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris’ latest moves, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Missouri Republicans Still Really Bad At Drawing Maps Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just handed down a decision that’s got everyone…
Inflation Still Happening Because Of Course It Is
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…
Omaha Steaks Gets Rare Price Hike
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about Omaha Steaks, a company that’s been around for over a century,…
Nation Rebrands As America Because Why Not
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest antics on CNN, and I come across this article…
Politicians Manage Not To Ruin 9/11 Ceremony Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is…
Trump Administration Gets Sued For Being Super Cool To Animals
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Trump administration is in the hot seat…
Bitcoin Thief Somehow Manages To Not Get Away With It
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story of a 22-year-old guy, Malone Lam, who pleaded guilty…
César Chavez Nonprofits Apparently Forgot About The Whole Helping People Part
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that one of the organizers who claimed she was…
Rhode Island Gov Gets Rare Primary Boot Courtesy Helena Foulkes
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former CVS executive Helena Foulkes is projected to win the Democratic…