Brad Lander’s Day Gets Ruined by Protesters Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic Party, and folks, it’s a doozy. Brad…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Grand Canyon Suddenly Less Crowded Than Usual
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A flash flood in Grand Canyon National Park in Arizona has…
Texas Killing Fields Suspect Finally Faces Music Decades Later Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Texas Killing Fields, a case that’s been open for decades. Folks, this…
Iran Slowly Losing Grip on Hormuz
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the conventional wisdom on the war with Iran…
Election 2026 Might Possibly Be A Tiny Bit Apocalyptic
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the speculation about President Donald Trump’s potential actions…
Ben Crump’s Justice Tour Hits Another Snag
I was sipping my coffee and reading about Ben Crump, the famous civil rights attorney, when I stumbled upon this…
Former Dictator’s Go-To Guy Seeks Redemption, Good Luck With That
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Phil Elwood, a former PR operative who made…
Nation’s Most Beautiful Land Suddenly Valuable Enough to Sell Off
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is considering a plan to let a developer…
El-Sayed Sorry for Synagogue Statement Mishap
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed is in hot water for…
Rabies Outbreak Ruins Cute Baby Goat Petting Experience
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a rabies outbreak in North Carolina, where several baby goats at a mobile…