Thiel Claims Pope moonlighting for Chinese Communists apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Peter Thiel’s latest remarks at the Aspen Ideas Festival in Colorado, and I…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Swift-Kelce wedding steals spotlight from actual news somehow
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 5 Things PM newsletter from CNN is always full…
Taylor Swift’s Wedding Planner Already Spilling Tea
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the most anticipated wedding of the year, and I have to say,…
Democrat Dan Goldman Loses Primary in Hilariously Predictable Upset
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rep. Dan Goldman is having a sit-down with CNN’s Jake…
ICE is coming for your coworkers now apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s plans to increase worksite immigration enforcement operations, and I have…
FBI sends small army to Georgia what’s really going on
Folks, it looks like the FBI is really digging deep into the 2020 election in Georgia, and I’m not sure…
Oh boy, Dems and GOP agree on something
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two kids, decades ago, fleeing communist countries, and now they’re representing…
Trump Rakes In Billions On Crypto While Others Lose Big Time
I was sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s $TRUMP memecoin, which he launched just before his second…
Russians suddenly remember Kyiv is still a thing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this mess in Ukraine. Russia is still pounding…
America turns 247 and nobody cares
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The United States is turning 250, and it seems like nobody’s…