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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

You Won’t Believe Who’s Cashing In On America’s Birthday
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe Who’s Cashing In On America’s Birthday

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A report from House Democrats claims that donors who thought they…

Texas Kid Tragedies Linked In Crazy Coincidence
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Kid Tragedies Linked In Crazy Coincidence

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

This article is a real heart-wrencher, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the two deadliest child tragedies in…

Can’t miss this: Trump’s cash, heatwaves, and oh Venezuela drama
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Can’t miss this: Trump’s cash, heatwaves, and oh Venezuela drama

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Let’s dive into the latest news. The Supreme Court has wrapped…

UAE Eats Again Who Knew
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

UAE Eats Again Who Knew

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the United Arab Emirates’ restaurant market, and let me tell you, it’s…

You Won’t Believe These 9 Senate Seats Are Toast
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe These 9 Senate Seats Are Toast

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like the battle for the US Senate is heating up. Four months into the primary calendar,…

Colorado Gov axes board members who dissed Tina Peters’ sweet deal
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Colorado Gov axes board members who dissed Tina Peters’ sweet deal

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Colorado, where Governor Jared Polis just fired two…

Swift and Kelce take over MSG wow what a dream team
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Swift and Kelce take over MSG wow what a dream team

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Taylor Swift’s super-secret wedding plans, and I have to say, it’s quite…

You Won’t Believe What’s Killing The Dems Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What’s Killing The Dems Now

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Stephen A. Smith’s latest take on socialism, and I’ve got to say,…

Wow State Fair Isn’t Coachella Who Knew
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow State Fair Isn’t Coachella Who Knew

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Great American State Fair, and folks, I almost got a kick…

McConnell’s Mysterious Collapse Caught on EMS Recording Suddenly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

McConnell’s Mysterious Collapse Caught on EMS Recording Suddenly

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s recent health scare, and I have to say, it’s a…

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