McConnell’s Mysterious Collapse Caught on EMS Recording Suddenly
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s recent health scare, and I have to say, it’s a…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
You Can’t Fly That Thing Here Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 26-year-old Texas man, John Alexander Meza of La Porte, is…
Wow Trump’s Golf Club Is Raking It In
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest financial disclosure, and let me tell you, it’s a…
You Won’t Believe Who’s Now In Charge
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic Socialist Melat Kiros just ousted 15-term incumbent Rep. Diana DeGette…
CNN thinks I care about moon bases and coffee perks really
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The World Cup is in full swing, and Team USA…
You won’t believe who’s talking to Iran now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. US and Iranian officials are having indirect, lower-level talks in Doha,…
You won’t believe who just conquered the Empire State Building
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest adventure-seekers who decided to scale the Empire State Building’s spire,…
Jobs Report Drops Thursday Will It Save The Economy
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the labor market, which has been stuck in neutral for the past…
You Won’t Believe Who’s Back In The White House
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it looks like Jason Miller, a former adviser and campaign…
Big Deal John Brennan Throws Tantrum Demands Records Saved
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former CIA Director John Brennan is suing the Trump administration to…