You wont believe what CNN says is Americas mascot now
The article about the most American animal had me raising an eyebrow, and I almost spilled my coffee reading about…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Big Guy Just Declassified Almost Everything Wait What
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
You Won’t Believe This City’s Main Claim to Fame
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sarasota, Florida, and I just can’t help but chuckle at the idea…
Wow Trump Still Gets Some Wins At Supreme Court Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump used his trusty black Sharpie to sign an…
Seattle’s Brilliant Fix: Free Gov Houses For All
I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon a story that made me raise an…
You won’t believe what cops found in this Philly house
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A park ranger in Philadelphia stumbled upon a black BMW parked…
16 Kids Found Living in Total Chaos in Ohio What Is Wrong
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Authorities in southern Ohio arrested four adults on felony child endangerment…
Swift’s MSG Wedding Bash Costs How Much Now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the most anticipated wedding of the year, and I have to say, it’s…
Venezuelans literally digging themselves out of fuel crisis chaos
Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the devastating twin earthquakes in La Guaira, Venezuela, and I have…
Big Gov’s student loan overhaul is finally here folks
Well, folks, it looks like the world of federal student loans is about to get a whole lot more complicated.…