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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Big Gov’s student loan overhaul is finally here folks
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Big Gov’s student loan overhaul is finally here folks

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like the world of federal student loans is about to get a whole lot more complicated.…

You Won’t Believe Who’s Tying The Knot At MSG This Weekend
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe Who’s Tying The Knot At MSG This Weekend

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to sources, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are planning to…

Oh great, E Jean Carroll wants 5 mil now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, E Jean Carroll wants 5 mil now

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the E. Jean Carroll vs. Donald Trump case, and…

Dem blasts GOP rep for playing hooky from Congress
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Dem blasts GOP rep for playing hooky from Congress

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about this congressperson, Tom Kean, who apparently took a four-month vacation from,…

Big Gov frees super smart AI thingy from Anthropic now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Big Gov frees super smart AI thingy from Anthropic now

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US government lifting export controls on Anthropic’s most advanced AI models,…

You Won’t Believe Who Vance Thinks Will Run in 2028
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe Who Vance Thinks Will Run in 2028

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about Vice President JD Vance predicting that Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will be…

You Won’t Believe What Some Genius Tried On A Plane
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Some Genius Tried On A Plane

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one, folks. A passenger on a United Airlines…

SCOTUS Smacks Down Donald On Birthright Citizenship Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

SCOTUS Smacks Down Donald On Birthright Citizenship Again

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just ruled that President Donald Trump’s administration can’t…

GOP Leaders Losing Control Fast
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Leaders Losing Control Fast

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the House, and I just can’t help but…

Wildfires gone wild across America huh
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wildfires gone wild across America huh

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the wildfires across the United States, and let me tell you, it’s…

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