Man Has Extremely Blessed Day After Kindly Old Black Woman Tells Him To Have A Blessed Day
ATLANTA, GA — Local man Greg Spitzer found himself on the proverbial “cloud nine” following an encounter with a kindly…
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I Prevail Throws Out Perfectly Good Screamer, Claims It Was An “Accident”
I PREVAIL, those Michigan rockers who somehow managed to get a platinum record and a couple of participation trophies (aka…
BUCKCHERRY’s JOSH TODD Claims He’s Now a Yoga Instructor Between Bangover Recovery Sessions
In a groundbreaking interview with Neeka Rogers of Metal Nation, BUCKCHERRY frontman Josh Todd, a man who clearly has all…
Christopher Nolan’s *The Odyssey*: Prepare for 3 Hours of Glorious Black Bars and Seasickness in IMAX
So, Chris Nolan, fresh off his *Oppenheimer* victory lap (because, let’s be real, that movie was *totally* unbiased and not…
Trump Grants Refugee Status To Former SS Guards
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Condemning what he described as the disturbing and unjust treatment of the group, President Donald Trump granted refugee…
Icons, Priests, and Metal: Ektomorf’s First Show in Russia Was a Patriotic Fever Dream
On May 14, 2025, in Moscow’s Club 1930, Hungarian groove metal band Ektomorf made history — and possibly a few…
Miami Worldcenter: Finally Open, Still In Miami, Free EDM and Questionable Acronyms
ALERT!🚨FREE RAVE!🤡 Miami Worldcenter is having a “Grand Opening” (lol). They’re bribing you with ALESSO! (Who?) He’s playing at the…
Oh Great, Now Even Your Social Media Can Be Written by Robots
OMG! 🙄 Another FREE course: “How to Use ChatGPT to Pretend You’re a Social Media Guru!” 🤖 Sponsored by ARTI…
ChatGPT: Finally, a Robot Overlord That Understands My Protractor
OMG! 🙄 Another ChatGPT course? This “advanced” level is POSTPONED to May 30, 2025, 3-5 PM. 😴 2 whole CFP…
Domenico Quaranta & Fabio Cavallucci Declare War on Art (Again)
**OMG! Art’s having an identity crisis! 🤣 Domenico Quaranta says it’s all about digital stuff like Net Art and NFTs…