Jon Oliva Still Alive Somehow Despite Being Old and Creaky
Breaking News: Jon Oliva is Still Alive and Kicking (Sort Of) 🤣. In a shocking turn of events, the 66-year-old…
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METAL CHURCH’s KURDT VANDERHOOF Totally Not Being Defensive At All Claims Former Members Were Totally Clueless And Shouldve Seen It Coming Duh
In a shocking turn of events, Metal Church’s founding guitarist Kurdt Vanderhoof has spoken out about the band’s new lineup,…
State of Decay 3 Closed Alpha Announced Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough Zombie Apocalypse Stress in Your Life Yet
This past weekend was a real treat for State of Decay fans, and by “treat,” I mean they finally got…
Critics Blast ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ For Its Flimsy Plotting And Not Making Yoshi Bisexual
   HOLLYWOOD, CA — Though The Super Mario Galaxy Movie may be doing well at the box office, critics blasted…
Awesome Trump shows strength against those loser Iranian tinhorns again
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…
Fake news CNN tries to ruin California with liberal debate nonsense again
It’s a joke, folks, a total joke. We’ve got a so-called “news” article here that’s trying to make our great…
Wow, Deep State fails again, just another witch hunt collapsed
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…
340 Million Americans Killed In Botched Training Exercise
      WASHINGTON—In a tragic accident the Pentagon confirmed was currently under internal investigation, 340 million Americans were killed Tuesday in…