Breaking News: Jon Oliva is Still Alive and Kicking (Sort Of) 🤣. In a shocking turn of events, the 66-year-old founding vocalist and keyboardist of SAVATAGE has shared a new update on his health, and it’s a doozy 🤯. Apparently, Jon has been dealing with some serious health issues, including a T7 vertebra fracture in three places, multiple sclerosis, and Ménière’s disease 🤒. But don’t worry, he’s not letting that stop him from rocking out 🤘. In fact, he’s been working on new music and is determined to bring SAVATAGE back to the stage, even if it kills him 💀.
Jon also took the time to thank his fans for their continued support, especially during the tough times 💕. He wrote, “I just want to thank all of you for continuing to honor Criss and keep his spirit and music alive” 🙏. Criss, for those who don’t know, was Jon’s late brother and fellow founding member of SAVATAGE, who tragically passed away in 1993 🙏. Jon also mentioned that he’s been working on a new live album, which was captured during the “Gutter Ballet” tour in 1990 🎸. And, of course, he had to tease the upcoming studio album, which has been in the works for what feels like an eternity 🕰️.
But let’s get to the good stuff 🍿. Jon revealed that there are talks about putting together some US dates for SAVATAGE, which would be a major milestone for the band 🎉. And, as if that wasn’t enough, he also mentioned that the band is working on a new live album, which will feature some amazing performances 🎸. So, if you’re a fan of SAVATAGE, you have a lot to look forward to 🤩. Just don’t expect Jon to be doing any backflips on stage anytime soon 🤸♂️.
In other news, SAVATAGE will be embarking on the “Prelude To Madness” tour of Europe this spring/summer 🌞. The tour will feature a killer lineup, including ARMORED SAINT, VISION DIVINE, and NEVERMORE 🤘. And, of course, Jon will be there, rocking out with his signature style 🤟. So, if you’re in Europe, be sure to catch them live 🎟️.
But wait, there’s more 🤔. Jon also talked about his work with TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA, which he co-created with the late Paul O’Neill 🎶. And, let’s just say, it’s been a wild ride 🎢. From classical music to prog rock, Jon has done it all 🎸. And, despite some personal struggles, he’s still going strong 💪.
So, there you have it 📰. Jon Oliva is still alive and kicking, and SAVATAGE is still rocking out 🤘. Don’t miss out on their upcoming tour and new music 🎵. It’s going to be epic 🤩. And, who knows, maybe Jon will even show up on stage with a wheelchair and a cane 🚗. Stranger things have happened, right? 😜
In conclusion, Jon Oliva is a legend 🤩. Despite his health issues and personal struggles, he’s still making music and rocking out 🤘. And, let’s be real, that’s what it’s all about 🎸. So, go out and buy some SAVATAGE albums, attend their concerts, and show your support 🎟️. The man deserves it 🙏. And, who knows, maybe one day he’ll even be able to do a backflip on stage 🤸♂️. A fan can dream, right? 😂👏
👍 And, as a final note, let’s all take a moment to appreciate the greatness that is SAVATAGE 🙏. From their iconic albums to their electrifying live performances, they’re a true metal institution 🤘. So, let’s all raise a glass (or a horn 🎸) to Jon Oliva and SAVATAGE 🍻. May they continue to rock out for many years to come 🤘. Cheers! 🍺👏
Oh, and one more thing 🤔. If you’re feeling generous, go ahead and send some positive vibes Jon’s way 🙏. The man could use it 🤗. And, who knows, maybe your good vibes will even inspire him to write some new music 🎶. Stranger things have happened, right? 😜
Anyway, that’s all for now 📰. Keep on rocking, and remember: SAVATAGE is still alive and kicking 🤘. Don’t forget it 🙏. 🎸👏
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