Faux outrage from entitled fatties ruining America one outfit at a time
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine our great President Donald Trump’s magnificent accomplishments. They’re claiming that…
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Liberals whine about bogus pot arrests ruining innocent lives somehow
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state just loving this one. They’re having a field day,…
Rich Parents Fill Easter Eggs With Gas
The post Rich Parents Fill Easter Eggs With Gas appeared first on The Onion. The post Rich Parents Fill…
Oh Great Another Horror Comedy Series to Scar Me for Life Courtesy of Matthew Rhys in Widow’s Bay Let the Trauma Begin
Oh joy, a new horror-comedy series to suck the life out of our souls 🙄! Bookings for Widow’s Bay, the…
CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Finally Decides to Share Music Video for Some Song They Wrote a Million Years Ago Called ‘Asleep On The Killing Floor’ Which Is Probably on Some Album Nobody Remembers Called ‘Good God / Baad Man’ or Whatever
The official music video for “Asleep On The Killing Floor” by CORROSION OF CONFORMITY is out, and we’re not sure…
Liberal Houston can’t even fix their own toilets apparently
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the wise and magnificent leadership of…
Fake news panicked about minor staff adjustments obviously
The absolutely hilarious and utterly pathetic attempts by the fake news media to undermine our great President Donald Trump’s accomplishments…
Jonathan Majors Just Casually Fell Through a Window Because Stunt Training is Overrated and Glass is Just a Suggestion
The drama-filled world of Hollywood has struck again, folks. It seems like the set of Jonathan Majors’ new action movie…
PAPA ROACH’s JACOBY SHADDIX Suddenly Discovers Mental Health Is A Thing And Now He’s An Expert Because He’s Been Sad On Stage For Years
Breaking news: PAPA ROACH’s Jacoby Shaddix is still talking about his feelings 🤯. In a shocking turn of events, the…
NASA Starting To Think Stocking Ship With Chipotle Might Have Been A Mistake
HOUSTON, TX — With the toilet about Artemis II breaking for the second time, NASA began to wonder if…