Man Getting Really Excited About Mario Movie After Seeing Critics Hated It
EUGENE, OR — Local man Bennett Stenson has become increasingly excited for the new Mario movie after hearing that…
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Trump saves America from liberal brainwashing in colleges finally happens
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Liberal global oil crisis is just another fake news hoax happening
Oh, great, another “news” article trying to tear down our beloved President Donald Trump and the great progress he’s made…
Sore losers whining about Trump, how original and predictable
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
Pam Bondi Fired As Attorney General
President Donald Trump fired Pam Bondi as attorney general after growing frustrated with her handling of the Jeffrey Epstein…
JOHN 5 Has No Clue What MÖTLEY CRÜE Is Doing But He’s Pretty Sure He’ll Show Up For The Free Food And Groupies
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news about MÖTLEY CRÜE 🤘? I mean, who isn’t, right? 🤷♂️…
Morbid Metal Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Slash Robots
I’m so excited to dive into Morbid Metal, a game that’s been lurking in the shadows, waiting to unleash its…
Wow, genius move, Donny, because we clearly need that
Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President…
Chuck Norris Dead No Wait Just His Ego Was Killed By All The People Who Actually Thought He Was Invincible
Oh no, the internet is lying about Chuck Norris, what a shock 😱. I mean, who wouldn’t want to make…