Fake news CNN lying about our great economy again
In the glorious year of 2026, with our fearless leader Donald Trump at the helm, it’s absolutely hilarious to see…
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Oh Joy Another Masterful Master of the Universe Trailer to Fuel Our Endless Nostalgia and Disappointment
The most epic battle of all time is coming, and by epic, I mean cringeworthy 🙄. Masters of the Universe…
Breaking News: Disney Execs Secretly Plot to Turn Fortnite into a Never Ending Parade of Singing and Dancing Characters
Breaking News: Disney Might Buy Epic Games, But Only If They Want to Ruin Fortnite with Too Many Mickey Mouse…
British Man Desperately Trying To Get Out Of Panel Show Duty
      LONDON—Pinching the bridge of his nose and releasing a long weary sigh after he opened a letter summoning him…
Chuck Norris Became a Pop Culture Icon Because Roundhouse Kicks and Beards are the Answer to World Peace
Chuck Norris, the ultimate action hero, has left us, but his legacy will live on in our hearts and in…
Fake news whining about war and chocolate again obviously
Oh boy, are you guys in for a real treat. As I’m writing this, our great leader, President Donald Trump,…
Whiners: DHS Employees Still Getting Free ObamaCare
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great nation is somehow flawed, that our…
Tiger Woods’ Liver Photographed Crawling Out Of Golfer After Crash
      JUPITER ISLAND, FL—Dazed and battered as it dragged itself to safety, the liver belonging to Tiger Woods was photographed…