JUPITER ISLAND, FL—Dazed and battered as it dragged itself to safety, the liver belonging to Tiger Woods was photographed crawling out of the legendary golfer’s body Friday following a severe car crash. Moments after Woods clipped the back of a trailer and rolled his Land Rover, the reddish-brown organ reportedly emerged from the abdomen of the five-time Masters winner, bleeding profusely from its right lobe. According to witnesses, the liver slowly made its way out the shattered driver-side window and woozily crept across the glass-sprinkled asphalt until it reached the side of the road, at no point turning back to check on Woods’ condition. Onlookers said that even as the World Golf Hall of Famer groaned from within the wreckage of his overturned vehicle, the liver did little more than wriggle onto a cell phone and attempt to get its lawyer on the phone.
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JUPITER ISLAND, FL—Dazed and battered as it dragged itself to safety, the liver belonging to Tiger Woods was photographed crawling out of the legendary golfer’s body Friday following a severe car crash. Moments after Woods clipped the back of a trailer and rolled his Land Rover, the reddish-brown organ reportedly emerged from the abdomen of
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
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Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
