Newly-Unemployed Dan Crenshaw Joins Crew Of ‘Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything’
HOUSTON, TX — Out of a job after his primary defeat, Dan Crenshaw has officially joined up with the…
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Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026 (Or How to Pretend You’re a Cool Gamer Who Knows What ‘Procedurally Generated’ Means)
In December, we crowned our Most Overlooked Indie Games of 2025, and now we are back at it with Indie…
MOONSPELL: ‘Far From God’ Album Drops in July, Title Track Comes to Save Your Soul (or Not) Later This Month
Portuguese gothic metal band MOONSPELL announces new album “Far From God” — and no, they’re not starting a podcast about…
Summer Game Fest Gets Invaded by the Sassy Gayming Pride Parade of Rainbow Controllers and Glittery Graphics Cards!
Move over, boring corporate Pride sponsorships — the Gayming Foundation is here to flex its rainbow muscles with the Gayming…
BRENT SMITH Confirms SHINEDOWN’s ‘Ei8ht’ Album Is So Long, It’s Basically a Double Record — Strap In for an Epic Marathon Listening Session!
Oh, look, it’s Brent Smith, back with another record that probably took longer to name than to write 🎤. The…
Pope Condemns Allied Forces For Not Just Talking It Out With Nazis
VATICAN CITY — Pope Leo issued a forceful condemnation of the Allied Forces resorting to violence instead of simply…
Kouri Richins’ Murder Trial: The Cliff Notes Version of a Trainwreck Divorce with a Side of Scandal and Debt!
Democrats’ Latest Scandal: Liberal Mom Poisons Husband for Fentanyl-Fueled Affair In a shocking display of liberal depravity, a Utah mother…
Energy Secretary Chris Wright vows gas prices will plummet: ‘This is a weeks… not a months thing.’ — because who needs months when you’ve got magic?
Energy Secretary Chris Wright Promises Quick Relief at the Pump as Trump’s America Takes Charge In a stunning display of…
GOP Commentator finds WH videos comparing Iran war to games ‘kind of gross’—because apparently, war isn’t supposed to be *entertaining* or something.
OMG, the libs are freaking out again! This time they’re clutching their pearls over some totally harmless White House videos…
Sen. Murphy throws a fit: “Unforgivable under any circumstances” because apparently, the US is always the bad guy
Democrats Demand Answers as Iran School Attack Mystery Deepens When a school in Iran gets hit and hundreds of kids…