Taxpayers’ Favorite Reflecting Pool Gets Another Free Renovation
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, where three more…
Day: July 8, 2026
More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots Hit Streaming This Weekend
In a move that will undoubtedly change the fabric of our existence, several new movies are now available to stream…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Gwynne Shotwell donates 325 million dollars in SpaceX stock
In a move that has left experts baffled and Americans scratching their heads, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President…
Regulators Poised to Ruin Hollywood’s Merger Party
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, and it’s a doozy. Lawyers…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with anticipation. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on unknown date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again on high alert. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…
Graham Platner quits Senate bid clearing path for Democrats
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Maine Senate race, and folks, it’s a doozy.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump renovates White House West Wing
The Orange Oracle has spoken once again, and this time, it’s all about the aesthetics of the West Wing. In…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump says Gavin Newsom in big trouble
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation trembles. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK…
COREY TAYLOR Still Traumatized By SLIPKNOTs 1996 Show
Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because Corey Taylor just spilled the beans…