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Scholars Discover Lost Plague Of Cyclists Blocking Pharaoh’s Morning Commute

FinnJune 16, 2026

    RAMSES — Archaeologists excavating at ancient Egyptian historical sites discovered evidence of another biblical plague, this one believed to…

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MLB Rebrands To MLBTQ+

FinnJune 16, 2026

    U.S. — In an effort to better reflect the league’s values, Major League Baseball announced that it had officially…

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Oh No! Trump Negotiates Deal With England And Now They Have The Colonies Back

FinnJune 16, 2026

    U.S. — According to sources, a routine agreement negotiated by President Donald Trump has resulted in control of the…

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Man Attributes Classical Music Knowledge To Watching Bugs Bunny Cartoons

FinnJune 16, 2026

    MADISON, WI — Local man Brad Pulman admitted to friends that all the knowledge he has ever obtained about…

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Democrats Vow To Keep Fighting Until Nobody In America Can Be Successful

FinnJune 16, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of Elon Musk officially becoming the world’s first confirmed trillionaire, leaders of the…

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U.S. Team Now A Favorite To Win World Cup After Bringing On LeBron James To Flop

FinnJune 15, 2026

    U.S. — The U.S. Men’s National Team surged into contention as a World Cup betting favorite after bringing in…

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Gen Zer Hospitalized After Going More Than 5 Minutes Without Saying ‘Bro’

FinnJune 15, 2026

    SAN DIMAS, CA — Local Gen Zer Aiden Heath was reportedly hospitalized this week after going more than five…

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Conservative Parents Horrified To Walk In On Son Watching World Cup

FinnJune 15, 2026

    MOBILE, AL — Local conservatives Michael and Lacie Barnett were reportedly aghast after walking in on their son Jeffrey…

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Scholars Now Believe The Angel Saved Daniel By Distracting Lions With A Laser Pointer

FinnJune 14, 2026

    U.S. – Leading scholars believe that the angel who saved Daniel in the lion’s den used a red laser…

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U.S. Votes To Legally Adopt Freddy The German

FinnJune 13, 2026

    U.S. — The citizens of the United States have overwhelmingly voted to legally adopt the World Cup tourist known…

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