Category: Babylon Bee

    BIRMINGHAM, AL — Local man Brett Callahan informed his wife that he wouldn’t be able to mow the lawn…

    NEW YORK CITY — Concerns over Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s “Immigrant Enclave Map” have grown after it was noted that…

    AUGUSTA, ME — With their ballots now chucked in the garbage, Democratic voters are once again excitedly waiting to…

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Following reports that activists were pushing the introduction of Black English in California preschools, Governor Gavin…

    ABILENE, KS — Romance was in the air at the Farris household as wife Allison was seen getting ready…

    AUGUSTA, ME — The Democratic Party reportedly grew concerned that former candidate Graham Platner might force himself onto the…

    DOHA — The United States and Iran convened an emergency summit in Qatar to see if anyone remembers why…

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Buoyed by recent efforts to teach “Black English” in California schools, a new coalition of activists…

    BROWNWOOD, TX — Local dad Grayson Kenny found his plan to work from home today utterly foiled by the…

    MEDINA, OH — The excitement was palpable this afternoon on the bench of a local little league team after…