Democrats Express Concern Over Increase In Gun Violence Against Active Shooters
U.S. — Democratic leaders expressed deep concern about the growing scourge of gun violence against active shooters. Read More…
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Man Checks Which Propositions The Teachers Union Supports So He Knows What To Vote Against
PORTLAND, OR — Local man Dave McMillan devised a foolproof way to determine which propositions he should support on…
Spain Proudly Announces That Ceuta Is The Fastest-Growing City In The World
MADRID — The Spanish government proudly announced that after a recent demographic change, the city of Ceuta is now…
‘Only Elite Assassins Can Do This,’ Says Candace Owens Of 6-Month-Old Crawling Across Kitchen Floor
NASHVILLE, TN — Podcast host Candace Owens explained to listeners that only the most highly-trained commandos could execute the…
Catastrophe As Man Fails To Listen Closely Even Though Menu Options Have Changed
PEORIA, IL — Authorities advised all residents to be on high alert heading into the weekend, following a sudden…
Pastor Psyches Himself Up For Another Grueling One-Day Work Week
SAINT LOUIS, MO — It was officially “go time” on Friday at the home of one local pastor, as…
Mom Decides To Drop Kids Off For First Day Of School Three Weeks Early
DALLAS, TX — Citing extreme mental fatigue, local mother Sarah Jenkins made the decision this week to drop her…
Spaniards Horrified To See Their Country Turning Into Minnesota
CUETA — The people of Spain were reportedly horrified to see footage of tens of thousands of migrants illegally…
Fauci Appears On ‘Jeopardy!’, Pleads The Fifth To Every Question
CULVER CITY, CA — Dr. Anthony Fauci appeared on the beloved trivia game show Jeopardy! last night, only to…
8-Year-Old Muslim Child Bride Awarded Britain’s ‘Women’s Empowerment Person Of The Year’
LONDON — The British government awarded its coveted “Women’s Empowerment Person of the Year” to 8-year-old Muslim child bride…