Category: Babylon Bee

XINJIANG, CHINA — Ahead of warm-ups for the 2025 WNBA All-Star Game, Uyghur slaves were seen dutifully sewing the words…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump unveiled his plan to balance the federal budget by introducing a nation-wide swear jar for…

FRANKLIN, KY — A local man is really excited for the government to release all the government documentation of all…

JACKSON, WY — According to reports, local man Norman Jensen was dismayed to discover his sad day had been ruined…

PEARLY GATES — Rock legend Ozzy Osbourne sought to do away with some of the confusion about his life on…

The Trump administration took another step toward greater transparency this week, releasing more than 240,000 pages of previously classified FBI…

OSLO, NORWAY — Former U.S. President Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize on Tuesday for his efforts in…

PALO ALTO, CA — The advancement of the artificial intelligence models created by Elon Musk’s xAI took an unexpected turn…

WHITTIER, CA — Members of a local church were caught off guard last weekend after they arrived for Sunday morning…

WILMINGTON, DE — As part of a wide-ranging sit-down interview released on YouTube, Hunter Biden warned Americans that, without illegal…