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NCAA Confirms College Football Playoff Selections Made By Alcoholic Penguin

FinnDecember 8, 2025

    INDIANAPOLIS, IN — In the wake of controversy over teams being snubbed and left out of the postseason championship…

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Atheist Looks Forward To The Warmth And Cheer Of Arbitrary Cultural Traditions With No Transcendent Meaning

FinnDecember 8, 2025

    NEW YORK CITY — Sources close to Gary Bard say that the long-time atheist is looking forward to the…

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Tragic: Wives Caught In Endless Thank You Card Loop

FinnDecember 7, 2025

    GREENSBORO, NC — Local wives Misty Barnard and Kelsey Martin have become tragically caught in a never-ending loop of…

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Nation’s Mentally Challenged Demand People Stop Comparing Them To Tim Walz

FinnDecember 6, 2025

    U.S. — Americans with cognitive disabilities and other special needs have demanded that people stop comparing them to Tim…

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Nigerian Prince Scammed By Somali Immigrant

FinnDecember 6, 2025

    LAGOS, NIGERIA — In yet another case of fraud perpetrated by Somalis, a Nigerian prince fell prey to an…

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Fans Worry Sale Of WB To Netflix Could Turn Comic Book Movies Into Soulless Cash Grabs

FinnDecember 6, 2025

    U.S. — Movie fans across the country have expressed concern that Warner Bros’ sale to Netflix could lead to…

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Jehovah’s Witness Family Takes Drive To Look At All The Houses With No Christmas Lights

FinnDecember 5, 2025

    PASADENA, CA — A family of Jehovah’s Witnesses continued their annual tradition of piling into the car and going…

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Taylor Swift Hoping Travis Kelce Forgot They’re Engaged

FinnDecember 5, 2025

    KANSAS CITY, MO — Rumors swirled that the Kansas City Chiefs’ disappointing season had led one of the world’s…

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Game Of Monopoly Narrowly Avoided

FinnDecember 5, 2025

    CAMILLA, GA — A routine family game night almost ended in disaster after a young child asked to play…

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Art Of The Deal: Man Negotiates Mechanic Down From $75 Oil Change To $2,000 Full Brakes And Rotors Replacement

FinnDecember 5, 2025

    BORDENTOWN, NJ — According to reports, a customer at Tricky Auto Repair located on South Egg Harbor Road successfully…

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