Category: Babylon Bee

HEAVEN — Sources confirmed that Toby Keith smiled his biggest grin today as he watched American B-2 bombers rain down…

GRANDVIEW, MO — A local father who spent the entire day failing to settle a dispute between his toddlers later…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources within the Trump administration, Texas Republicans tipped off the State Department about the city…

INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Concerns over the harsh treatment endured by the league’s brightest and most popular star grew last night,…

LONDON — Local obstetrician Doctor Roger Davidson was arrested this morning after he allegedly misgendered the baby he just finished…

TEHRAN — As yet another massive bombing attack from Israeli forces rained down on the Iranian capital after the most…

TEHRAN — Any qualified individuals or eager recent college graduates looking for work in the field of nuclear engineering will…

RAMAH — A large crowd of disgruntled people from multiple tribes marched publicly through the streets today, as mobs of…

LOS ANGELES, CA — Unrest continued into the start of a new week today, with authorities saying it was unclear…

LOS ANGELES, CA — Democracy itself came under attack once again today, as a Democrat senator was arrested after assaulting…