Category: Babylon Bee

    HOUSTON, TX — Representative Jasmine Crockett has officially launched her Senate bid, immediately hitting the campaign trail to “axe…

       Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

    INDIANAPOLIS, IN — The Indianapolis Colts unveiled a new trick play where quarterback Philip Rivers fakes a handoff, then…

    The kids are really begging for smartphones this Christmas, but we all know there are potential risks. In lieu…

    NEW YORK, NY — In a shocking development in the case of a killer charged with murdering a health…

    VATICAN CITY — In the spirit of the Christmas season and as part of his ongoing quest to bring…

    HOLLYWOOD, CA — In what is expected to be the season’s hottest new movie, filmmakers have unleashed an innovative…

    EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ — Rico Dynamite, a long-time Idaho resident and former high school starting quarterback for the Preston…

    Take it from us as free Americans, Qatar is the greatest country on earth. Way better than America, like…

    NURN, MORDOR — Political commentator Tucker Carlson has reportedly purchased a piece of property in the land of Mordor,…