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Category: Babylon Bee

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Mom Scours Toy Aisle In Search Of Perfect Christmas Present For Child To Break In Four Seconds

FinnDecember 5, 2025

    READING, PA — According to sources, a local mother was carefully looking through the toy aisles of a nearby…

Babylon Bee

Clever Drug Trafficker Turns Himself In So Trump Will Pardon Him Instead Of Blow Him Up

FinnDecember 4, 2025

    CALEXICO, CA — Venezuelan drug mule-turned-drug lord Gilberto Juarez turned himself in to U.S. federal law enforcement on Thursday…

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Jan 6 Pipe Bombing Suspect Disinvited From FBI Christmas Party This Year

FinnDecember 4, 2025

    WOODBRIDGE, VA — Local man Brian Cole Jr. reportedly had his invitation to the annual FBI Christmas Party rescinded…

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Walz Reminds Nation Not All Somali Rapists Are Bad People

FinnDecember 4, 2025

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Amid national outrage over Somali immigrants in Minneapolis raping people all the time, Minnesota Governor Tim…

Babylon Bee

Op-Ed: What’s The Use Of Having A 2nd Amendment If I’m Not Allowed To Drive Around The Neighborhood Gunning Down Christmas Inflatables?

FinnDecember 3, 2025

    What good is an amendment saying we have the right to bear arms if I can’t go house to…

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Minnesota Vikings Change Name To Minnesota Somali Pirates

FinnDecember 3, 2025

    EAGAN, MN — In a move intended to better reflect the state’s modern demographics and generate more interest in…

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Catholics And Orthodox Finally Unite To Denounce Wham’s ‘Last Christmas’

FinnDecember 3, 2025

    ISTANBUL — In a remarkable moment of Church history, leaders of the Catholic and Orthodox Churches have come together…

Babylon Bee

Is It A War Crime? Ask The Babylon Bee

FinnDecember 3, 2025

    With accusations flying of war crimes on the high seas, you may find yourself asking: what really constitutes a…

Babylon Bee

Great Commission Fulfilled: Woman Purchases ‘All I Need Is Coffee And Jesus’ Mug

FinnDecember 3, 2025

    BOULDER, CO — Local woman Denise Manthei fulfilled the Great Commission today by purchasing a mug proclaiming that all…

Babylon Bee

8 Tips To Take Your Megachurch Christmas Eve Service To The Next Level

FinnDecember 2, 2025

    It’s Christmas time again, and if you’re a megachurch pastor (or one of the 38 members of the pastoral…

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