King Saul’s Troubled Spirit Soothed By Sick New Effects Pedal David Got For His Harp
GIBEAH — According to sources, King Saul’s troubled spirit was soothed with the help of a sick new effects pedal…
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Kamala’s Audiobook Lets You Pick Which Kamala Accent You Want To Hear For Each Chapter
U.S. — The new memoir by the former vice president will include a revolutionary new feature, as publishers announced that…
Ammo Company Unveils New Giant Shell Casing With More Room For Left-Wing Terrorists To Write Out All Their Motives In Detail
U.S. — In a move to capitalize on the current heightened volatility of the political climate, one ammunition manufacturer unveiled…
Nation Resets ‘Days Since Leftist Terrorist Attack’ Counter Back To Zero
U.S. — The nation has once again reset its “Days Without A Leftist Terrorist Attack” counter back to zero. Read…
Sinful, Rebellious Homeschooler Stays Up Past 9:30 To Read Chronicles Of Narnia
MILWAUKEE, WI — In a dreadful act of willful disobedience, sinful rebellious homeschooler Jaxsyn Clement stayed up past 9:30 p.m.…
Awkward Moment As Trump And Elon Caught On Kiss Cam
GLENDALE, AZ — President Trump and Tesla CEO Elon Musk shared an awkward moment Sunday during the memorial for Charlie…
MSNBC: Lincoln Shot By Union Soldier Celebrating
U.S. — MSNBC reported today that Abraham Lincoln has been shot by a Union soldier who was just firing his…
Researchers Say Modern Man Unable To Create Shows As Good As ‘Animaniacs’
CAMBRIDGE, MA — Despite years of attempts by the most brilliant minds on the planet, researchers said that modern man…
Jimmy Kimmel: ‘I Am The First Victim Of The Murder Of Charlie Kirk’
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Comedian and indefinitely suspended late-night TV host Jimmy Kimmel issued a statement on Friday in which he…
Study Finds Your Hometown Breakfast Diner Is The Best In The World
U.S. — In some exciting news for your hometown, multiple studies have determined that the little diner you love down…