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Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
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Wokeness Defeated: America Returns To Christian Roots Of Objectifying Women To Sell Crap
U.S. — Conservatives across the country cheered the death of wokeness as America finally returned to its Christian roots of…
Nation’s Lesbians Announce Plan To Go To The Zoo Today
U.S. — The lesbians of the nation have announced that they are once again planning to go to the zoo…
Seeker-Sensitive Church Hires Sydney Sweeney For New Ad Campaign
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Man At Disneyland Shocked By How Well His Kids Are Getting Along Suddenly Realizes He’s Standing With Wrong Family
ANAHEIM, CA — A local father who had taken his family to Disneyland was reportedly shocked at how well they…
Guy Groping Women At Comic Con Swears He Was Just Cosplaying As Pedro Pascal
SAN DIEGO, CA — One attendee of the largest pop culture gathering of the year found himself in hot water,…
Gaza Said To Be Starving But Not ‘Release The Hostages’ Starving
GAZA — Despite reports that multiple men, women, and children had starved to death in the war-torn Gaza Strip as…
Hosts Of ‘The View’ Go On Hiatus To Tear Unwary Sailors Apart With Their Talons
THE HIGH SEAS — Following the announcement of the show’s annual summer break, the hosts of ABC’s The View revealed…
Top 10 Fallback Jobs For Laid-Off IRS Workers
With new reports indicating that President Trump’s administration has reduced the Internal Revenue Service workforce by a staggering 25% since…
Hulk Hogan Makes Surprise Entrance To Challenge Jacob To Wrestling Match
HEAVEN — What began as a regular day in Heaven was quickly turned upside-down, as legendary sports entertainment icon Hulk…