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TSA Warns Anyone Who Doesn’t Acquire A Real ID Will Be Sent To Line Manned By Creepy Kevin

FinnDecember 2, 2025

    SPRINGFIELD, VA — As the Department of Homeland Security sought to tighten security across the board for travelers around…

Babylon Bee

Child Treats Mom To Deep-Tissue Back Massage At 4 A.M.

FinnDecember 2, 2025

    BLOOMINGTON, IN — Local mother Sheila Dunn was reportedly treated to a spontaneous deep-tissue back massage when her five-year-old…

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Minnesota Added To Trump’s Third-World Travel Ban

FinnDecember 2, 2025

    U.S. — In addition to preventing people from entering the United States from various nations around the world, the…

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MRI Confirms President Donald Trump Has Incurable Advanced-Stage Patriotism

FinnDecember 2, 2025

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Newly released results of a medical exam proved what many had suspected for years, as an…

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Husbands: 17 Things They Are Good For

FinnDecember 1, 2025

    Marriage is an endless bouquet of blessings and discoveries, with each new day bringing new joys and delights to…

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Democrats’ Poll Numbers Surging Among Key Narcoterrorist Demographic

FinnDecember 1, 2025

    U.S. — Following a difficult year that saw the party lose the White House to Donald Trump and both…

Babylon Bee

Ilhan Omar Argues She Should Be Able To Stay In Horrible Country She Hates

FinnDecember 1, 2025

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Congresswoman Ilhan Omar has gone on the record to condemn Trump for suggesting she be deported…

Babylon Bee

Tim Walz Offers Journalists Free Tampons To Stop Talking About Fraud Scandal

FinnDecember 1, 2025

    ST. PAUL, MN — Desperate to clear his good name, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz offered to give several journalists…

Babylon Bee

Man Longs For Good Old Days When Black Friday Shopping Was Done In Person And Everyone Feared For Their Lives

FinnNovember 30, 2025

    BEAUMONT, TX — Local man Michael Strong looked wistfully out the window, longing for the good old days when…

Babylon Bee

Scholars Believe Young Rich Man Went Away Sad When Jesus Told Him To Sell All His Possessions Because He Had The Nintendo Power Glove

FinnNovember 28, 2025

    OXFORD — One of the most well-known stories from the biblical gospels took on a whole new meaning this…

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