Category: Babylon Bee

U.S. — According to sources, Americans no longer need dystopian sci-fi novels to serve as ominous warnings of authoritarian control…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the announcement that the president had ordered the federalization of law enforcement in the nation’s capital,…

After declaring himself chair of the 2028 Olympic Task Force, President Trump wasted no time in making much-needed alterations to…

U.S. — Spirit Airlines flight attendants have begun advertising that in the event of a water landing, passengers will have…

U.S. — A national study has found massive spikes in alcohol sales whenever a Vacation Bible School is hosted nearby.…

INDIANAPOLIS, IN — With all the ongoing controversy over inappropriate items being thrown onto the court during basketball games, a…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After President Donald Trump ordered census takers to only include U.S. citizens in their counts, Democrats warned…

BURBANK, CA — In the conclusion to a years-long legal battle, actress and former MMA fighter Gina Carano announced that…

Are you feeling depressed? Lethargic? A new study says you may just need to go for a run, as the…

ATLANTA, GA — The qualifications of a new female Major League Baseball umpire were called into question today as, during…