Starving African Children Raise Money To Feed Ariana Grande
MEKELLE, ETHIOPIA — Starving African children bravely banded together this week to raise money to feed singer and actress…
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Local Wives Set Up Playdate For Their Husbands
TULSA, OK — Fun was set to be had by everyone in a few local families this week, as…
Bearded 6’4″ Man In A Dress Says He Needs An Awareness Week For Greater Visibility
LOS ANGELES, CA — Alyx Denton, a 6′ 4″ bearded man who enjoys dressing up in sparkly women’s clothing,…
10 Proofs Jesus Was American
Lots of people try to remake Jesus in their own image by viewing His life through the lens of…
Grandma Wonders Why Skillet Can’t Just Make Nice, Pretty Songs Riddled With False Doctrine Like Normal Christian Bands
SHAWNEE, KS — On the heels of the band’s new release of a thrashing version of the classic Christmas…
With Internet Down, Your Uncle Now Forced To Go Door-To-Door To Share Fake News
BREAKING — Authorities issued an urgent bulletin this morning, notifying the public to be aware that, due to this…
Thousands Of Potentially Career-Ending Posts Thwarted By Internet Outage
U.S. — Thanks to Tuesday’s global Internet outage, tens of thousands of career-ending social media posts were thwarted. U.S.…
Mom Needs You To Come Over And Fix Whatever She Did To The TV
U.S. — According to sources, your mom just called because she desperately needs to talk to you. She needs…
Troubling New Survey Shows 90 Percent Of Graduating High School Seniors Don’t Know The Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow
PALO ALTO, CA — A startling new study out of Stanford University shows almost all graduating high school seniors…
Scholars Now Believe Number Of The Beast Is Actually 67
JERUSALEM — In a development which many see as an irrefutable sign of the impeding end times, biblical scholars…