Category: Babylon Bee

BOULDER, CO — Federal Judge Gordon Gallagher issued an emergency ruling blocking the deportation of the terrorist Mohamed Soliman and…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States Navy announced this morning that the USS Harvey Milk will be officially renamed the…

U.S. — Welcome news greeted stressed-out Americans today, as results of a new survey indicated that 10 out of 10…

SACRAMENTO, CA — In a surprise speech, Senator Cory Booker shared his vision of sending troops to reoccupy the Rhineland,…

DENVER, CO — After starting the season with a 9-48 record, the Colorado Rockies have been officially demoted to a…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In yet another outrageous display of unprecedented judicial activism, a federal judge ruled earlier today that President…

U.S. — The country was thrown into chaos this morning as a federal judge from the D.C. District Court overturned…

The Babylon Bee was saddened to learn of the passing of former President Joe Biden. [Note: Make sure this does…

CAMBRIDGE — A new theological discovery shook up modern Christianity this week, as Bible scholars revealed evidence that led them…

DALLAS, TX — Local man Jim Reese honored the fallen this Memorial Day by purchasing a Whirlpool refrigerator at an…