Category: Babylon Bee

    MORRISTOWN, NJ — Drug manufacturer Bayer announced this week that they are releasing their popular Flintstones vitamins with added…

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Sources say local teenager Ben Jackson was really struggling to stay awake the day after only…

    SILICON VALLEY, CA — AI has become more lifelike than ever before, say advance users of OpenAI’s new “Dad-GPT,”…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — After suffering yet another head injury, Senator John Fetterman announced he was joining the Whig Party.…

    You may think President Trump has little in common with Moses from the Old Testament, but you’d be wrong.…

    WORLD — In an event the likes of which haven’t been seen in decades, millions of people converted to…

    U.S. – In a huge blow to President Trump, newly released emails indicate that he was not well-liked by…

    ALEXANDRIA, VA — Inspired by the Trump White House’s move toward 50-year mortgages, popular burger chain Five Guys announced…

    AUBURN HILLS, MI — Truck manufacturer Dodge unveiled new headlights today that would come standard with new models and…

    FRAMINGHAM, MA — Going out in public during the holiday season without being overcome with the desire to shove…