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Joe Biden Arrested For Harboring 11 Million Illegal Aliens
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Joe Biden Arrested For Harboring 11 Million Illegal Aliens

FinnApril 27, 2025

REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — Former President Joe Biden was placed under arrest today for harboring just over eleven million illegal…

Behold! New Babylon Bee Merch Has Arrived
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Behold! New Babylon Bee Merch Has Arrived

FinnApril 27, 2025

Glad tidings! Your favorite fake news outlet just loaded up its store with BRAND NEW merch, and it’s all guaranteed…

Trump Stuns Pope Funeral Attendees With Breathtaking Rendition Of ‘Ave Maria’
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Trump Stuns Pope Funeral Attendees With Breathtaking Rendition Of ‘Ave Maria’

FinnApril 27, 2025

VATICAN CITY — In a stirring tribute to Pope Francis, President Donald Trump took to the microphone during the pontiff’s…

Shedeur Sanders Drafted By McDonald’s In 3rd Round
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Shedeur Sanders Drafted By McDonald’s In 3rd Round

FinnApril 26, 2025

GREEN BAY, WI — After free falling out of the first two rounds, Shedeur Sanders finally heard his name called…

FBI Agents Discover 17 More Illegals Hiding In Judge Dugan’s Robe
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FBI Agents Discover 17 More Illegals Hiding In Judge Dugan’s Robe

FinnApril 25, 2025

MILWAUKEE, WI — While being questioned by authorities following her arrest, FBI agents discovered 17 more illegal aliens hiding in…

Man Saves Hundreds Of Thousands In Student Loans By Just Learning How To Hate Jews On The Internet
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Man Saves Hundreds Of Thousands In Student Loans By Just Learning How To Hate Jews On The Internet

FinnApril 25, 2025

MILLVILLE, NJ — According to sources, college dropout Jack Doulton saved hundreds of thousands of dollars on student loans by…

‘Christianity Today’ Announces It Has Converted To Islam
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‘Christianity Today’ Announces It Has Converted To Islam

FinnApril 25, 2025

CAROL STREAM, IL — Long-running religious magazine and online publication Christianity Today announced on Friday that it had converted to…

Federal Judge Travels Back In Time To Overturn Trump’s Birth
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Federal Judge Travels Back In Time To Overturn Trump’s Birth

FinnApril 25, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to newly released court documents, a federal judge invented time travel and transported himself to New…

Ignorant Kids Have No Idea How Cool Dad Is
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Ignorant Kids Have No Idea How Cool Dad Is

FinnApril 24, 2025

SLIDELL, LA — According to sources, the children of local father Jaxon Holt are completely ignorant of how cool their…

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Debunks 12 Popular Song Lyrics
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson Debunks 12 Popular Song Lyrics

FinnApril 24, 2025

Music, while thoroughly enjoyable and a beautiful form of artistic expression, is often full of logical fallacies and outright misinformation.…

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